Classic Movie Lines, Edited for TV

Can you name the bowlderized movie quotes?

TV-appropriate lineMovieWho 'said' it
There's going to be love, drinks, rock and roll, chips, dips, chicks, pizza. You know, your basic high school ordinary kind of thing. I'm not talking candle wax on the pimples.Kelly LeBrock
Would you marry me? I'd marry me. I'd marry me hard.Ted Levine
See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?John Goodman
Some morbid figures are always trying to ice skate uphill.Wesley Snipes
You don't know anything because you've never faced the truth!Kevin Bacon
Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it ... oh yeah, pudding.Dave Chappelle
That's my message to ya: forget you and you can kiss my act. Jack Lemmon
Forget [title location]. Let's go get some privates.Neil Patrick Harris
IT HAPPENSbumper sticker
My eyes are wide focused open.Samuel L. Jackson
TV-appropriate lineMovieWho 'said' it
PARTY WAGONcar detailing
I don't think that I need to sit here with you stinkin' dummies anymore.Judd Nelson
This town's just a great big chicken waiting to get plucked!Al Pacino
I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!Samuel L. Jackson
It's true, your honor. The man is some kind of rodent, I don't know which.Bill Murray
All it took was a phat karate punch. These guys were lightweights.Jason Mewes
You called my friend a maggot?Joe Pesci
I HATE EVERYBODYsandwich board
Yippie-ki-yay, Mister Falcon.Bruce Willis
Hand me the keys, you fairy godmother.Kevin Pollak, et al.

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