Monty Python's Flying Circus Skit - Take 1 Quiz Stats

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the Norwegian Blue, I dn'it,
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I got on the Bolton
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a dead parrot when I
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what I call a dead
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Look, I took the liberty
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I discovered the only reason
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I'm sorry, I have a
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I got a slug.
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this parrot what I purchased
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definitely deceased, and when I
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'Ello, I wish to register
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cold. I wish to make
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I wish to complain about
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I got it home, and
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I wish to complain, British
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Well, I wish to complain
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place. I wanted to be...
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I DON'T HAVE TO DO
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longer as I think this
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I only do this job
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I understand this IS Bolton.
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Well! I never wanted to
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there! If I hadn't nailed
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I see. I see, I
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I beg your pardon...?
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Look, matey, I know
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I never!!
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I never, never did anything...
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moment I got 'im home?
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because I like being my
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In that case, I shall
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It's not a palindrome! The
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a lumberjack! Floating down the
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a look 'round the back
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No, no...not a pun...
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a complaint. 'Ello, Miss?
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...It was a pun.
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a complaint!
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WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY
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a stiff! Bereft of life,
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I'm a qualified brain surgeon!
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A palindrome...?
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following a prolonged squawk.
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got a lovely fresh cuttle
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A PUN?!?
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on its perch in the
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Bolton, he'll replace the parrot
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PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What
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do this in the first
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up the daisies! 'Is metabolic
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on! This parrot is no
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the perch 'e'd be pushing
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of this. That parrot is
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purchased it not 'alf an
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you hitting the cage!
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of examining that parrot when
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You told me it was
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No, he didn't, that was
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No, this is Bolton.
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Oh yes, the, uh, the
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flat on his back the
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return to the pet shop!
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pining for the fjords.
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you hadn't nailed 'im to
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This is Bolton, is it?
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No no he's not dead,
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it. It's stone dead.
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of the shop, and uh,
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The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin'
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Well, o'course it was nailed
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movement was due to it
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off the twig! 'E's kicked
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the bucket, 'e's shuffled off
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Look, if you go to
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first place was that it
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Well, what do you want?
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more! He has ceased to
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What do you mean 'miss'?
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that bird down, it would
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with it, my lad. 'E's
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The plumage don't enter into
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that it had been sitting
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the curtain and joined the
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REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
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No, no, 'e's uh,...he's
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No no! 'E's pining!
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'e rests in peace! If
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the same backwards as forwards?
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not half an hour ago
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no! 'E's resting!
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'Notlob'!! It don't work!!
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No, it's Ipswich.
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on, you, you've got to
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be! 'E's expired and gone
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wrong with it?
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million volts through it! 'E's
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to meet 'is maker! 'E's
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No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
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fish for you if you
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as he was wakin' up!
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'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've
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'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed
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The pet shop man's brother
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No no no no, no,
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Well, I'd better replace it,
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get the picture
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see one, and I'm looking
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Pray, does it talk?
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THIS JOB, YOU KNOW!!!
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Yeah, that's it!
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dead, that's what's wrong with
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Look, why did he fall
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kind of talk is that?
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Excuse me, this is irrelevant,
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isn't it?
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Yes, you did!
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it!
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I'm not prepared to pursue
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out to 150 lines, you
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bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS
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There, he moved!
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I'll tell you what's wrong
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palindrome of 'Bolton' would be
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hour ago, you assured me
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'voom' if you put four
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parrot.
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Testing! This is your nine
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Yeah! You stunned him, just
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That's inter-city rail for you..That's
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that its total lack of
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have nuzzled up to those
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for you.
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he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird,
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All right then, if he's
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Yeah, well it's not easy
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at one right now.
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restin', I'll wake him up!
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on it's back! Remarkable bird,
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'VOOM'?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't
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from this very boutique.
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my brother's pet shop in
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Never mind that, my lad.
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'is mortal coil, run down
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its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
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AN EX-PARROT!!
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Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's
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go do another sketch now!
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my line of inquiry any
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What's that thing that spells
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had been NAILED there.
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Nnnnot really.
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bein' tired and shagged out
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processes are now 'istory! 'E's
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here in Ipswich.
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is getting too silly!
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to pad these python files
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Well, he's...he's, ah...probably
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that.
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train and found myself deposited
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With my best girl by
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then. Sorry squire, I've had
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we're right out of parrots.
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Come on...
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Can't blame British Rail for
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Yes?
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mighty rivers of British Columbia!
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Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
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o'clock alarm call! Now that's
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We're closin' for lunch.
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bars, bent 'em apart with
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Um...now look...now look,
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my side!...
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Bolton, eh? Very well.
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ay? Beautiful plumage!
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mate, I've definitely 'ad enough
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id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
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resting.
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'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing!
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STUNNED?!?
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silly, far too silly...Come
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own boss!
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was lying!!
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know.
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Ipswich.
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Quite agree, quite agree, too
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bleedin' demised!
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Railways Person.
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show...
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