He maybe father of our country, but if it had been me, I'd have started with 100 states, not 13. So shortsighted.
He bought Louisiana, but he could have bought other states too. And the embargo Act, bad decision. I could have gotten better deals.
They name a bear after him for not hunting it? Dumb. They will name lots of toys after me because I'm amazing. Kids will want to play with little Trumps,not stuffed bears.
Only 14 points? I'd have had more than that. He's also the biggest liar ever. Kept us out of war than jumps right in.
Had he taken all of Mexico during that war, we wouldn't have had to build a wall. No foresight.
He put Indians on a trail of tears. I want to do the same to all the celebs who make fun of me on social media. We can send them to Canada.
Just like me, he knew how to charm all the ladies. My wife even reminds me of Jackie. We're both the best looking presidents ever, period. Look it up.
If he had twitter like me, he wouldn't have had to resign.He could have attacked his enemies like I do. They're scared of me.
He wanted to tear down a wall in Germany. Great guy. Love him. But he should bought that wall and put it in Texas. Then there would have been no problems.
You took advice from a girl to grow a beard. Take my advice. Get a healthy orange tan and comb your hair over. You'll look great like me.
I gave him and his wife money to run, but they are the worst people ever. Such liars. I'm going to send the FBI after them.
Had the right idea about silencing aliens and those who committed sedition. Didn't follow through. Weak man.
Worst president ever. Did nothing good. He's why I had to save America. He even forged his signature. He's from Kenya, not Hawaii. Don't care what he says. Look it up. I'm right.
Greatest dad president ever. However, ran a terrible campaign against Clinton. I would've beaten Bill. After all, I crushed his wife.
Screwed up with Iraq. I mean, I supported him, but I knew it was wrong. I said so like five years later. Plus, he didn't support me in my run.
Greatest president who ever lived and will ever live. Made America great again. Makes only great decisions. The best decisions.
Lazy man. Fought the depression and WWII in a chair. Couldn't get up. Took him 4 terms to do it. It would have taken me 3 weeks, at most.
You know why he sucks? He's named after a vacuum cleaner. All our money got sucked away in the depression. His fault.
I could have done a better job in Korea. Trust me. I know the Koreans better than him and his generals.
You free Cuba and then set it free. Makes no sense to spend money like that and get nothing for it. Wasteful.
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