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That's no marlin...It's a great white!
That's no chest...It's the Ark of the Covenant!
That's no irritable bowel syndrome...It's a Xenomorph!
That's no Quarter Pounder with Cheese...It's a Royale with Cheese!
That's no stuffed animal in the closet...It's a cute little alien!
That's no tollbooth collector...It's an assassin!
That's no tauntaun...It's a wampa!
That's no country-western band...It's playing rock music!
That's no holiday bonus...It's an enrollment in the 'Jelly of the Month Club!'
That's no parade float...It's the Deathmobile!
That's not a glove...It's the Infinity Gauntlet.
That's no open swath of African savannas and jungles...It's Wakanda!
That's no old woman...It's the Evil Queen!
That's no silent bird...It's a dead bird with duct tape on it!
That's no chump boxer...It's the Italian Stallion.
That's no Green Lantern...It's the Merc with the Mouth!
That's no winter storm...It's the work of Elsa!
That's no scary bull...It's a friendly bull smelling flowers.
That's no singing telegrammer...It's a human from the North Pole!
That's no raptor...It's a tyrannosaurs rex!
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