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'You've just dropped the World Cup'
'You don't get a runner for being an overweight, fat ****'
'Hey Merv! We make a good pair. I can't **** bat and you can't **** bowl!'
'Would you like me to bowl a piano and see if you can play that'.
'Don't bother shutting it, son, you won't be there long enough'
'If you could bowl as well as you talk you wouldn't be the **** 12th man!'
'Maybe so, but at least I'm the best player in my family' (To a taunting Mark Waugh)
'If you ever mention my wife again, I'll **** rip your **** throat out'.
'get ready for a broken **** arm.'
'Mind the windows Tino'
“Don’t worry, you can sleep in my bed tonight.'
'The whole world is watching Champ.'
'You got an MBE, right? For scoring seven at the Oval? That’s embarrassing.'
“Hey Gatt – move out of the way. I can’t see the stumps.”
“You’ve got to bat in a minute Tuffers. Does hospital food suit you?”
'Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit.'
'Man it don't matter where you come in, the score is still zero!'
“Which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?”
“Get back to the slips, Ponting. Who do you think you are, Steve Waugh?”
“When in Rome, dear boy...”
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