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'I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am.' | |
'I've never seen purple underwear before!' | |
'You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.' | |
'I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.' | |
'I'm always around.' | |
'Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. ' | |
'I'm a little **** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?' | |
'How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?' | |
'But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.' | |
'There's nothing in the drawers. But you look anyway. Nothing except the Gideon bible, which I, of course, read religiously.' | |
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'You might want to send a maintenance man over to that office across the way. The lights are off, and they must be looking for a fuse box, 'cause them flashlights keep me awake.' | |
'I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear. ' | |
'Do you want to be a cop, or do you want to appear to be a cop?' | |
'Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?' | |
'I knew a sailor once, got tangled in the rigging. We pulled him out, but it took him five minutes to cough. He said it was like going home.' | |
'Obviously you're not a golfer.' | |
'I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.' | |
'It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.' | |
'All right, I hope you heard that? She called me a 'noble steed.' She thinks I'm a steed.' | |
'Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?' | |
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