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| They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son. I have never fully understood why. Frankly, I can see an upside to it! | |
| I can't do it. A balloon saved one of my arteries. It wouldn't seem right to shoot one of his cousins. | |
| I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. | |
| You strays are going straight to the pound where you'll be put to sleep... by my boring stories. And then you'll be killed! | |
| Since we have fifteen minutes until recess please put down your pencils and stare at the front of the room. | |
| Give me a bottle of bourbon! I've got a new liver, and I'm breaking it in. | |
| Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day. | |
| Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'. | |
| More testicles means more iron. | |
| I have soy milk. The doctor says the real kind could kill me. | |
| You can't seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism. | |
| Applause is an addiction, like heroin or checking your e-mail. | |
| Cheer up, Homey. You don't need friends to be happy. I haven't had a friend in years. | |
| This brown spot needs a little H2-oh, yeah! | |
| He was more than a friend. He was the reason I got up in the morning because he would inject me with coffee at six in the morning in the back of the head. | |
| Yaarr...these pornographic magazines will stop my men from resortin' to homosexuality...for about 10 minutes! | |
| When a guy who loves america cries, it makes him super straight. | |
| Do him two favors and then remind him that he owes us a favor. | |
| At my age, I don't have much saliva left, so you'll have to lick my thumb before I can turn the page. | |
| I must have, like, fallen on a bullet. | |
| I like to come up here and make fun of the sunset. Hey gas ball! You suck! | |
| Five finger discount, man. | |
| To me, 'nerd' stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment. | |
| It's filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body, which, practical as they may be, are evil! | |
| Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! | |
| I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff. | |
| When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar! | |
| Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. | |
| What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream. | |
| Ah, they stole the balloon! I've been living in there! | |
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| Hey Salvatore! Get the ugly kid a platter of the red crap-a! | |
| But, Homer, you can't let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs. | |
| When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain getting damaged? | |
| Ooh! Pick me, Teacher! I'm ever so smart! | |
| Don't worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone. | |
| My beer! You never had a chance to become my urine! | |
| Daddy says dice are wicked! | |
| But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me. | |
| I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work. | |
| I Didn't Do It. Nobody Saw Me Do It. You Can't Prove Anything. | |
| No Homer, God didn't burn your house down, but he was working in the hearts of your friends be they Christian, Jew, or ... miscellaneous. | |
| I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality. | |
| Now for my favorite part of the show....What does that say? Talk to the audience! Ugghhh, this is always death... | |
| Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save Itchy & Scratchy. | |
| Back away, not today disco lady! | |
| Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining! | |
| There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality. | |
| 'Attempted murder?' Now really, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for 'attempted chemistry'? | |
| Where's the stab from every breath that reminds me I'm alive? | |
| I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! | |
| If I wrote down everything you told me to write down, I'd have no time for punching. | |
| Ladies, please. All our founding fathers, astronauts, and World Series heroes have been either drunk or on cocaine. | |
| This movie isn't silent! I can hear it sucking! | |
| My eyes! The goggles do nothing! | |
| Oh, meltdown. It's one of these annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus. | |
| Prayer has no place in the public schools, just like facts have no place in organized religion. | |
| Aah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! | |
| Why, there are no children here at the 4-H club, either. Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong. | |
| I don't have such good memory since I drank my thermometer. | |
| Iron helps us play! | |
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