Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child.
Will you hand me a towel, miss beautiful tulip?
Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.
Well, I'm not used to supposin'. I'm just a workin' man. My boss does all the supposin', but I'll try one. Supposin' you talk us all out of this, and, uh, the kid really did knife his father?
You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
Are you frightened?
Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.
He doesn't like you.
I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
I'll be careful.
You'll be dead!
This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something.
No blasters! No blasters!
How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?
Try the local sewer.
'The Statue of Liberty is kaput' - that's disconcerting.
I'm H2O intolerant.
Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
You think tiger is your friend, he is an animal, not a playmate.
Animals have souls... I have seen it in their eyes.
Harry, you're going to have to try and find a way of not expressing every feeling that you have, every moment that you have them.
The wild? Are you nuts? That is the worst idea I have ever heard!
The penguins are going, so why can't I
Because the penguins are psychotic
Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?
It's okay, honey. I... I was just talking to the cornfield.
Shall we stop this bleeding?
Does the term 'cruel and unusual punishment' mean anything to you?
Hello. My name is James St. John Smythe. I'm English.
I never would have guessed.
There are no accidents.
What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?
My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes.
Wood or wire? They have both.
What's this one about?
A French revolution story...
Don't tell me. You're a French aristocrat, she's a simple girl of the people, and she won't even give you a tumbrel. Hah!
This is our monthly 'At Ease' weekend. It gives us a chance to let our hair down, although I see you've got a head start in that department. I shouldn't talk, though, I'm getting a little shaggy myself. I'd better not stand too close to you, people might think I'm part of the band. I'm joking, of course.
I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch.