| clue | celebrity |
|---|
| Come out of the closet, or he's gonna pull out his gun! | |
| This actor's hair looks swell, it's Christmas time in Hell! | |
| She's dropped by her record label AND her boyfriend in favor of Cartman's hand puppet. | |
| An 'old anorexic **** who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent and she thinks she can play guitar and she should go f herself.' | |
| While being held hostage by another celebrity on this list, this comedian tearfully admitted that he steals jokes and is less than endowed. | |
| The goat the boys receive from Afghanistan is mistaken for this singer. | |
| This 'huge bulbous monstrosity heading for the classroom' is actually this celebrity, whose nephew ran for kindergarten class president. | |
| The special guest conductor for the Worldwide Recorder Contest - only nobody can understand a word she says. | |
| Chef views a microscope slide that looks suspiciously like her private parts. | |
| Becomes a supervillan after using stem cells from foeti to gain powers. | |
| This anti-smoking activist is concerned about our nation's health, although he can't exit his car without greasing himself up with butter first. | |
| Plays Mephesto's 'little monkey guy' assistant, Kevin on America's Most Wanted. Is eaten by the townspeople when they are trapped inside the building. | |
| He entered Imaginationland, only to be brutally assaulted by the Woodland Christmas Critters. | |
| Performs her famous 'ping pong ball trick' for the troops. | |
| Comes to the South Park Film Festival. If you don't recognize him, just read his t-shirt. | |
| She tried to blow her brains out, but ended up going around with most of her head missing. | |
| Teaches the viewers of her show how to make a turkey and then shoves it where the sun doesn't shine. | |
| Pure evil. An ancient relic transforms her into a Godzilla-like monster. | |
| Preaches about helping the starving children in Africa, while hoarding food from them. | |
| This egomaniac finally found himself and retreated to the ocean to live among his gay fish bretheren. | |
| A couple areas of her... anatomy took a bunch of people hostage in Chicago. | |
| Arrives in South Park to judge the school's costume contest, just as the living dead start to take over. Coincidence? | |
