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Rimmer: 'Is that a cigarette you're smoking, Lister?' Lister: ''No, it's _ _______....' | |
'I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000, the same IQ as ____ __ teachers.' | |
'Learning drugs? I'm afraid you're in very serious, grave, deep trouble, Lister. Where did you get them? I want _____, I want ______, I want _____.' | |
'Captain's remarks: 'There's a saying amongst the officers: If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, ____ __ __ ______.' | |
'Do you honestly think I'd put _________'s disk in _________'s box where any Munchkin could find it?' | |
'STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING YOU FILTHY PIECE OF _________ ______!' | |
''Your nickname was never 'Ace'! Maybe '___-____'.' | |
'Please rush me my portable ______ __________ ___. Four super brushes that will clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. Yes, I am over eighteen, though my IQ isn't.' | |
'That woman is unbelievable. We spent a night in a hotel in Southport and made love ___ times. According to her letter you were in the exact same hotel and you made love ___ times | |
'What I'm saying, Dave is, it's better to have loved and lost than to listen to an album by ______ ______-____.' | |
'We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking _____, ___, ____, ____ and ______ fool. Yes, that's right! I am Queeg!' | |
'The thought occurs that we haven't actually reached earth. The even further thought occurs that we haven't budged a ________ ____.' | |
'I'm addressing the one prat in the country who thought he could get hold of this recording, turn it round, and actually work out the rubbish I'm saying' | |
Lister: 'Are you saying I've got a big bum?' Rimmer: 'Big? It's like two badly ______ __________.' | |
'Has anyone ever told you that you are a disgusting, ___-______ ____ who has all the wit, charm and self-possession of an Alsatian dog after a head-swap operation?' | |
'We can go to Dallas in 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout '____!'' | |
'Oh and here's a tip: Urine should be green only if you're __ _____.' | |
Kryten: 'You would gamble your safety for a mere android? Is this the human value you call friendship?' Lister: 'Don't give me that ____ ____ crap. It's too early in the morning.' | |
'It's the old story: droid meets droid, _____ becomes chameleon, droid loses _________, chameleon turns into ____, droid gets blob back again' | |
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'I may be 30,000 years old, and me circuit boards may 'ave gone bandy, but I'll tell you this for nowt. You came into this world as a _________, and a _________ you'll always be.' | |
'This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime... it is also ___ __________.' | |
'The thing about Captain Oates... the thing you have to remember about Captain Oates... Captain Oates... Captain Oates ___ _ ____!' | |
'Holly, wipe the _____ ____ from your chin and start again.' | |
'Well, Sartre! We don't like _______________ around here.' | |
'Lister to Red Dwarf, we have in our midst a complete ________. Brains in the ____ region. Chin, ______ presumed missing.' | |
'You're really mean with money. You're a tremendous physical coward. You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritans switchboard and four people _________ _______.' --> | |
'An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny _________.' | |
'Frankenstein was the creator - not the monster. It's a common misconception, held by all truly ______ ______.' | |
'Gentlemen, history beckons. You'll be famous. They'll build your statues. They'll even name towns after you. '__________' springs instantly to mind.' | |
'I'm going to thrash you to within an inch of your life. And then... I'm going to ____ ___.' | |
'THE R..E..C..U..P..E..R..A..T..I..O..N Lounge. I keep telling you. Blimey no wonder you only scored __%. Cor, what a bunch of ______.' | |
'Ahhh, ____ ____ Well, I can't hang around here saving your necks all day. I think I'll go make a start on that ironing.' | |
Rimmer: 'Step up to red alert'. Kryten: 'Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean ________ ___ ____.' | |
'Look, we've all got something to contribute to this discussion. And I think what you should contribute from now on is _______.' | |
'I have got hair like yours, just not __ __ ____.' | |
Cat: 'There's an old cat saying, if you're gonna eat tuna, expect _____'. Rimmer: There's an old human saying: 'If you're gonna talk garbage, expect ____.' | |
'Herman Goering is a __ '_____'?!' | |
{next line} 'Arnold ______, his ______, this _______.' | |
Answer: Rimmer locker morning | |
Rimmer: 'Obviously, we have professional disagreements. But, I mean, nothing with any side to it. Nothing malicious...' Rimmer 2: 'SHUT UP, ___ ____ ___!' | |
Answer: YOU DEAD GIT! | |
BONUS: Which actor plays the venue manager who shouts the speech in reverse? | |
Arthur Smith | |
'____ meets ____, ____ goes off with ____ and droid loses ____, chameleon and droid. How many times have we heard that story? | |
Answer: blob blob blob blob blob | |
'And we certainly don't like French philosophers poncing around in their _____ polo-necks filling everyone's heads with their theories about the bleakness of _________' --> | |
and the _________ of the ______! Clear?' | |
Answer: absurdity cosmos | |
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--> 'Your middle name is Judas but you tell everyone it's Jonathan. you sign all your official letters 'Arnold Rimmer BSc', the BSc stands for '______ ________ ___________.' | |
--> 'You're a cheating, weasley, low-life scumbucket with all the charm and social grace of a _____ _____.' | |
Answer: pubic louse | |
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