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'Thank you. From now on, I'm gonna call you 'Diego...'
You're pretty soft for a saber.
'This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age. Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years.'
'Don't let them impale me. I wanna live!'
I can't believe this, you slept through that storm?
'Maybe because we saved him, he won't hunt us.'
'This is gonna be the best migration ever! I'm gonna show you all my favorite watering holes. And I turn brown when the fungus in my fur dries out!'
'Prepare for the Ice Age.'
Oh, no: it's been a diversion.
'Look, we're gonna break your neck so you don't feel a thing. How's that?'
'Sid, the tiger found a shortcut.'
'Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope...'
'My mother once told me that bad news is just good news in disguise.'
'Captain Gutt... really? You know, I have a little paunch too but ah, I wouldn't name myself after it.'
'That's genius, Sid. '
'Stu, we made it! We're gonna live!'
If your species will continue, clap your hands.
'Do we have to bring this crap? I'm there's have crap where we're going!'
So, why did they come up with the 'Chasm of Death'?
'Well, I see someone else who has a bun in the oven!'