| Quote | Who Said It |
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| I know myself. If I'm out on the street and it starts to go down, I don't back off until it's finished. | |
| People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax. | |
| My face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face. | |
| I've yada yada'ed sex. | |
| It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. | |
| I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful. | |
| You know that just admitting a man is handsome doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual. | |
| The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it. It's too high. It's in no man's land. | |
| Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running outta you! | |
| Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this apartment? | |
| Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. | |
| Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell. | |
| Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia? | |
| Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away. | |
| You know, you really shouldn't brush 24 hours before seeing the dentist. | |
| You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect. | |
| Here's to feeling good all the time. | |
| You're through, Soup Nazi! No more soup for you. Next! | |
| Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum. | |
| I did not bare myself deliberately, but I tell you, I wish now that I had! Because it is not me that has been exposed, but you! For I have seen the nipple on your soul! | |
| I know myself. If I'm out on the street and it starts to go down, I don't back off until it's finished. | |
| People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax. | |
| My face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face. | |
| I've yada yada'ed sex. | |
| It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. | |
| I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful. | |
| You know that just admitting a man is handsome doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual. | |
| The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it. It's too high. It's in no man's land. | |
| Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running outta you! | |
| Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this apartment? | |
puckett86
Featured May 31, 2011 
