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Can you name the Seinfeld character, either Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, or George, who said the following quotes?

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QuoteWho Said It
Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell.
Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.
You know, you really shouldn't brush 24 hours before seeing the dentist.
You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect.
Here's to feeling good all the time.
You're through, Soup Nazi! No more soup for you. Next!
Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum.
I did not bare myself deliberately, but I tell you, I wish now that I had! Because it is not me that has been exposed, but you! For I have seen the nipple on your soul!
QuoteWho Said It
I know myself. If I'm out on the street and it starts to go down, I don't back off until it's finished.
People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.
My face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face.
I've yada yada'ed sex.
It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be.
I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
You know that just admitting a man is handsome doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual.
The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it. It's too high. It's in no man's land.
Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running outta you!
Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this apartment?

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