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'Poor ____, so far from God and so close to the United States.'Mexico
89.5%
'How can you be expected to govern a country that has 246 kinds of cheese?'France
88%
'In ____ they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock!'Switzerland
77.5%
'____ is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.'New Zealand
74.9%
'I think we should take Iraq and ____ and combine them into one country and call it Irate.'Iran
72.8%
'A nation of shopkeepers.'UK
71.2%
'Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of ____ is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.'Holland (Netherlands)
68.6%
'If my theory of relativity is proven successful, ____ will claim me as a (demonym)...should my theory prove untrue... ____ will declare that I am a Jew.'(Nazi) Germany
66%
'It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma...'Russia (Soviet Union)
58.1%
'When a pile of cups is tottering on the edge of a table and you warn that they will crash to the ground, in ____ you are blamed when that happens.'South Africa
58.1%
'The women of ____ count their age from their marriage, not from their birth.'Greece
55%
'In Brazil they throw flowers at you. In ____ they throw themselves.'Argentina
51.3%
'A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe.'Spain
51.3%
'At the Olympics in ____, every color was represented...and that was just the drinking water.'China
45%
'____ has never been a melting-pot; more like a tossed salad.'Canada
42.9%
Quote Country % Correct
'____ wants to get rid of a dictator, and baseball needs a dictator.' Cuba
42.9%
'If Algeria introduced a resolution declaring that the earth was flat and that ____ had flattened it, it would pass by a vote of 164 to 13 with 26 abstentions.'Israel
40.8%
'In Turkey it is always 1952, in Malaysia 1937...It is always last year in Australia and next week in ____.'Japan
40.8%
'____ is one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.'America
40.8%
'We have on our hands a sick man, a very sick man.'Turkey (Ottoman Empire)
37.2%
'____ is only a geographical expression.'Italy
26.7%
'But nothing in ____ is identifiable, the mere asking of a question causes it to disappear or to merge in something else.'India
19.4%
'In France all writers are important...and in ____ you have to explain what a writer is.'Australia
16.2%
'The problem with ____ is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.'Ireland
13.1%
'____ is such a terra incognita that Tibet is practically Coney Island by comparison.'(Outer) Mongolia
12.6%
'Beer is _____'s national drink and the national weakness is another beer.'Denmark
12%
'Rich in wool, it is yet without cloth, grows flax in overabundance, and yet imports linen from abroad, favors all foreign goods and belittles its domestic products...'Poland
7.9%
'If we had not been dealing with the devil in person, we could have saved ____.'Algeria
6.8%
'In ____, the living were subordinate to the dead.'Egypt
5.8%
'Realizing that they never will be a world power, ____ has decided to settle for being a world nuisance.' Cyprus
3.7%

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