Sarcastic Description | State |
The first state, and that's about it. | |
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money. | |
More than just potatoes. OK, maybe not, but the potatoes are real good. | |
Despite being North, we're still as redneck as South Carolina | |
Closer than North Dakota! | |
We secretly pledge allegiance to the Confederate flag. | |
Monogamy and cheap drinks...who needs 'em?! | |
Helping degenerates part with their money since 1864. | |
Yes, exactly like Fargo. | |
Stephen King really likes it here! | |
Dan Quayle's favorite country! | |
If we were any less significant, we'd be Delaware. | |
A wonderful place to enjoy some pain pills or die of old age. And vice versa. | |
Without Atlanta we're Alabama. | |
Litterasy Ain't Everything | |
We may be 49th in everything, but thank God for Mississippi. | |
We're also thankful for Mississippi; | |
No, you can't see Russia from here. | |
If you have it, we'll tax it and if it's fun we'll regulate it until it's no longer fun. | |
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes. | |
Our main exports are heat stroke and rabid xenophobia. | |
Laughing at your altitude sickness since 1876. | |
Where a politician's term in office and prison sentence are roughly the same. | |
Hope you like traffic, a**hole. | |
A great place to stop for gas on your way to Canada. | |