Sarcastic States of America

Can you name state from the sarcastic description of the state given by Redditors?

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Sarcastic DescriptionState
The first state, and that's about it.
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money.
More than just potatoes. OK, maybe not, but the potatoes are real good.
Despite being North, we're still as redneck as South Carolina
Closer than North Dakota!
We secretly pledge allegiance to the Confederate flag.
Monogamy and cheap drinks...who needs 'em?!
Helping degenerates part with their money since 1864.
Yes, exactly like Fargo.
Stephen King really likes it here!
Dan Quayle's favorite country!
If we were any less significant, we'd be Delaware.
A wonderful place to enjoy some pain pills or die of old age. And vice versa.
Without Atlanta we're Alabama.
Litterasy Ain't Everything
We may be 49th in everything, but thank God for Mississippi.
We're also thankful for Mississippi;
No, you can't see Russia from here.
If you have it, we'll tax it and if it's fun we'll regulate it until it's no longer fun.
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
Our main exports are heat stroke and rabid xenophobia.
Laughing at your altitude sickness since 1876.
Where a politician's term in office and prison sentence are roughly the same.
Hope you like traffic, a**hole.
A great place to stop for gas on your way to Canada.
Sarcastic DescriptionState
Where lake effect snow will bury you alive 50 feet from your front door.
Birthplace of the letter bomb.
Way too cold to be sober
Our Amish can beat up Ohio's Amish.
The armpit of the Midwest's armpit.
We're kinda close to the places you really want to be, like Boston and New York City.
Five million people; fifteen last names.
Breaking Bad was the best thing that ever happened to us.
Where the majority of the population has been intimate with a corncob.
Heaven if you're a high school quarterback. Hell if you're gay, black, and immigrant or a woman.
We make slightly less s**tty states look GOOD.
Come for the corn, stay for the tornadoes.
One tornado away from being Mississippi.
Dirty doormat of the Deep South
Southern enough to suck for northerners and northern enough to suck for southerners.
We love company!
Where more things are legal, and everything is damp.
Our obesity problem can be explained in two words: pepperoni rolls.
Where men are men and sheep are scared.
75% hippies, 24.99999% rednecks, and .00001% people who came for the foliage.
We like to swing.
Whatever makes your state special, we have one almost as good, if not better.
Still a 50/50 chance you'll die of dysentery.
If you can dream it, we can tax it, hon.
We hope you enjoy both of our seasons: Winter and Construction.
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