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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

Yo momma's so ugly that your father no longer finds her attractive.

Today I wanted to burn a lot of calories.

What has two legs and is red all over?

A group of Mexicans were in the back of a car.

Why didn't Jesus play hockey?

What do you call a black man on the moon?

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

How do you kill a blonde?

I'm going to rewrite history.

What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?

What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat?

I like my coffee like my women.

Why couldn't the dinosaur break through the brick wall?

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar.

A platypus walks into a bar.

How do you confuse a blonde?

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands.

My great-grandmother was a gold digger.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw?

What do friends and trees have in common?

A dyslexic man