Television Quiz / Father Ted Episodes

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Series One
How did that gobshite get on the television?! 
No, I'm fine. 
There's you, there's Forrest Gump! 
I made the BBC! 
NUNS! Reverse! Reverse! 
Jaws 2! 
Series Two
Are those my feet? 
Please stand for our national anthem... 
Bishops love sci-fi! 
Fup off you fuppin baxter.  
I want to shower you with sugar lumps. 
We're in Ireland's largest lingerie department. 
Hairy Japanese Bastards! 
I knew a Father Clint Power once... 
Chair! Curtains! Floor! Gobshite! 
You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o'clock in the morning. 
You have used three inches of sticky tape. God bless you. 
Series Three
I hear you're a racist now, father. 
Instead of a mouth its got four arses. 
Oh, Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box. 
I don't believe it! 
God, Ted. Do you remember that fella who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him? 
Don't call me Len, you little prick! I'm a bishop! 
I've no willie. 
The way I feel now I could convert gays! 
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