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'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'

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