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Can you name the quotes from these South Park characters?

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'What you got beeyotch?'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
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'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'

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