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Can you name the quotes from these South Park characters?

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'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
QuoteCharacter
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'

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