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'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'What you got beeyotch?'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'

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