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'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'

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