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Anyway, children, as I was saying, the Hare Krishna's are totally gay.'
'Dude, an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.'
'Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty'
'This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!'
'You little turds, you ruined my life for the last time.'
'Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?'
'Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.'
'This is the way the world works, if you want want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks fist.'
'I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!'
'His first novel sold well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'
'Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.'
'Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.'
'Come on Jerry you are breaking my balls. That's right. You heard me. You're breaking my balls.'
'Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.'
'All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.'
'Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?'
'God, what a craphole, dude! This is like East Denver! Jesus Christ!'
'If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!'
'Dude, it's a dude.'
'We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.'
'We did not share and intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay!'
'You got 'Raging Pussies' tickets!?!'
'Well I'll be sodomized on Christmas!'
'You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.'
'OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week.'
'You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.'
'Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard.'
'Does a bear crap in the woods, and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?'
'Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?'
'I demand macaroni pictures.'
'Just walk away! You can put a stop to all this! Just walk away and we will spare your lives! Just walk away!'
'Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak!'
'What you got beeyotch?'
'You never f**king care when I die!'
'F**k you, May, f**k you, Annie, f**k you, BeBe, f**k you, whatever your name is, and f**k you, bitch!'
'Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.'
'This is too much pressure. AHH!!'
'And we want our moms to stop tripping because bitches be tripping all the time!'
'If you throw that away, I will rape you in the mouth.'
'Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn't it?'
'Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.'
'I'm just a stupid piece of crap.'
'I'm gonna jam my thumb up this cow's butt.'
'You know why girls wear make-up and perfume? Cause they're ugly and they stink.' '
'I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.'
'Buddha! Don't do coke in front of kids!'
'Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph! What are we gonna do, huh? Oh sweet Joseph, husband of Mary but not father of sweet Jesus.'
'Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.'
'Hey look what the postman brought me! It's a big brown package from Afghanistan!'
'You might as well open up, we're just going to have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom.'

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