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'You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid!'
'All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.'
'Hello Muhammad, we've read all aboot you in the Qur'an.'
'James Taylor, what the hell are you doing singing about prostitutes to these children? Get outta here!'
'Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said... this week.'
'Butters, remind me to cut your balls off later.'
'I'm gonna make love to your a**hole, children.'
'Dude, this is pretty f**ked up right here.'
'Dude, it's not like terrorism! It is terrorism!'
'There’s a time and a place for everything, and it’s called college.”
'Yes! I am God of the sea people!'
'Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman! You're gonna fall off and break it.'
'Have you seen the poop swatches?'
'My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.'
'I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'
'Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?'
'Then I was right. Jobe has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God.'
'Shawna, I was wondering if I could put my penis in your vagina.'
'I'm so high man, I don't think I can take it.'
'Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, f**k you.'
'How would YOU feel, if someone came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face!'
'Ohh. I thought a group of Vietnamese people were getting their intestines pulled out through their mouths.'
'It's when you take your finger, and you stick it in a vagina and you stick it again and again.'
'Stan told me to tell you he thinks you're a're a cont, cont, cont...'
'You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.'
'This is hopeless. We're just going to have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas.'
'Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!'
'I promise I'll never go on TV with balls on my chin again.'
'Yeah, a hippie and a terrorist is the same thing.'
'Mom-m-m, Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!'
'Yeah. Why we sure gave those skanky bitches what for.'
'I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.'
'I don't want to do it if it hurts or if it makes you get all sticky.'
'Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls!'
'I'm killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so this may take a while.'
'Why does nobody believe that I'm serial?'
'You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.'
'Yeah, I could use some goddamn poontang, myself, right now.'
'What the hell is this?! Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?! This is just like Auschwitz!'
'Hello, is this customer service? I'm having a problem with my new television: it's sprouted laser guns and started walking around shooting people.'
'I was once involved in a drive-by shooting! Whatevah, I do what I want!'
'But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?'
'Everything is back to normal. I-I think... I think I can go back to trying to destroy the world again.'
'Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.'
'Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!'
'Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.'
'I'm not drinking and driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking.'
'I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull.'
'Your mother's been worried sick! And I've been watching TV.'
'Having boobs sucks.'

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