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'You gotta nuke somethin'
'Enclosed is a photo of us on a bike. I forget which one I am.'
'We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.'
'Homer, your theory of a donut shaped universe is intriguing. I may have to steal it for a while.'
'There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for maximum comfort.'
'Ah, God. He's my favorite fictional character.'
'Homer, I think you've got the gun set on '****'.'
'my eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!'
'It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their biggest hit was TCB.'
'Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends.'
'Your Honor, I call for a bad trial thingy.'
'I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!'
'Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!'
'That's Kabbala, jerk.'
'I love children, particularly their young supple organs.'
'Wow! I've never been called an adult before, but i've been tried as one.'
'This country is so historic. For all we know, Jesus could've given a talk in Conference Room C!'
'Oh, we're going to be upstairs, making rope ladders in case of a fire.'
'I'll be bringin' spark plugs to chuck at people I don't like. Like you!'
'We're not crying. We're vomiting through our eyes!'
'Sir, I got carsick in your office.'
'There's no shame in being a pariah.'
'Is it a crime to want nice things and then steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not.'
'Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate!'
'And now in the spirit of the season, start shopping.'
'I don't think real checks have exclamation points.'
'Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's a REALLY useful invention.'
'I played hardball with Hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life!'
'Oh my god! Somebody's taken a bite of the big Rice Krispie square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten.'
'Oh, stupid movies. Who invented these dumb things, anyway?'
'If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they'd have a tummy full of pocket garbage.'
'Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.'
'If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.'
'If you ask me, Muhammad Ali, in his prime, was better than anti-lock brakes.'
'I demand to speak to my paleontologist.'
'Ahh, if it isn't my friend Mr. Mcgregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.'
'You remind me of the monkey man who killed my father's chickens.'
'It's not enough to want the cracker. You have to earn it.'
'I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.'
'Bingo? That's my favorite game! I just remember what to yell out when you win.'
'Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, and idiot, a pig, and a communist, but he is not a porn star!'
'Our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.'
'I don't get mad. I get stabby.'
'You, sir, are an idiot.'
'If anyone asks, you were at the flower shop.'
'We don't believe fur is murder, but paying for it sure is.'
'You sunk my scrabbleship!'
'My theory is-Skinner likes dog food.'
'Please do not offer my god a peanut.'
'What kind of 10 year old boy has a tea set?'
'You call this a bicameral legislature?'
'Think of it as a wake up call from a man with nothin' but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Should not have used helium.'
'I got sprayed by a skunk. Let me rub it off on your sweaters.'
'Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.'
'Boujooour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys!'
'Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy. Can we break out the nunchuks?'
'I am the Lizard Queen!'
'Silly customer. You cannot kill a Twinkie.'
'We will not negotiate with terrorists. Is there a nearby city who will?'
'If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!'
'How can I prove that we're live? Penis.'
'Bubbles, it's gonna be a long night.'
'I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!'
'I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.'
'Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles!'
'I'm a furniture!'
'I'm in love... no,wait. It's a stroke.'
'Who'd thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated?'
'Book stores don't have answers, they just have creepy guys sitting in easy chairs at the end of hallways.'
'I only call you skum compared to Krusty.'
'Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?'
'Well, he's kind of had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace the word 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly', and the word 'dog' with 'son'.
'A woman doctor? Now I've seen everything.'
'Hamlet is not only a great play but it also became a great movie, called 'Ghostbusters'.'
'Miss Simpson, do you find anything funny about the word 'tromboner'?'
'They taste like burning...'
'Hey, if you're getting loaded off those fumes, I'm gonna have to charge you.'
'This place is nothing like Animal House! I smashed a beatnik's guitar and he sued me for damages!.'
'Now I have to go home and make sure my pool boy is using his SKIMMER!'
'Homer, a gun's not a toy. It's for protection or shooting dangerous or delicious animals.'
'Hey Bart, you epidermis is showing!'
'I'm not popular enough to be different!'
'I don't want my last words to him to be 'cut your toenails, they look like Fritos'.'
'Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.'
'Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression, too.'
'Fire can be our friend, whether its toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.'
'Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.'
'Oh, boy. Looks like suicide again for me.'
'I wished we lived in a place like the America of yesteryear that exists only in the mind of us Republicans.'
'I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missour-ah!'
'I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels.'
'Grandma had hair like that before she went to sleep in her forever box.'
'Hello, St. Louis!!'
'Uh, hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.'
'I think we'd all be better off if every country had its own planet.'
'I'm Santa? Oh, now i'll never die.'
'Who would've guessed reading and writing would pay off?'
'All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that all of you are probably used to.. but i'm not.'
'Gambling is a victimless crime. The only victim is Moe.'

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