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'Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!'
'There's no shame in being a pariah.'
'Think of it as a wake up call from a man with nothin' but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Should not have used helium.'
'If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.'
'Wow! I've never been called an adult before, but i've been tried as one.'
'Ahh, if it isn't my friend Mr. Mcgregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.'
'Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.'
'Hey Bart, you epidermis is showing!'
'It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their biggest hit was TCB.'
'Homer, I think you've got the gun set on '****'.'
'And now in the spirit of the season, start shopping.'
'Now I have to go home and make sure my pool boy is using his SKIMMER!'
'Hamlet is not only a great play but it also became a great movie, called 'Ghostbusters'.'
'We're not crying. We're vomiting through our eyes!'
'Your Honor, I call for a bad trial thingy.'
'What kind of 10 year old boy has a tea set?'
'Miss Simpson, do you find anything funny about the word 'tromboner'?'
'My theory is-Skinner likes dog food.'
'Fire can be our friend, whether its toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.'
'I'm a furniture!'
'Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's a REALLY useful invention.'
'Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends.'
'If anyone asks, you were at the flower shop.'
'I only call you skum compared to Krusty.'
'If you ask me, Muhammad Ali, in his prime, was better than anti-lock brakes.'
'A woman doctor? Now I've seen everything.'
'I got sprayed by a skunk. Let me rub it off on your sweaters.'
'Oh, boy. Looks like suicide again for me.'
'You call this a bicameral legislature?'
'I played hardball with Hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life!'
'I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missour-ah!'
'Hey, if you're getting loaded off those fumes, I'm gonna have to charge you.'
'I don't get mad. I get stabby.'
'Well, he's kind of had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace the word 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly', and the word 'dog' with 'son'.
'I don't think real checks have exclamation points.'
'Is it a crime to want nice things and then steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not.'
'Homer, a gun's not a toy. It's for protection or shooting dangerous or delicious animals.'
'You gotta nuke somethin'
'I don't want my last words to him to be 'cut your toenails, they look like Fritos'.'
'I'm Santa? Oh, now i'll never die.'
'Hello, St. Louis!!'
'Book stores don't have answers, they just have creepy guys sitting in easy chairs at the end of hallways.'
'We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.'
'We will not negotiate with terrorists. Is there a nearby city who will?'
'Boujooour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys!'
'I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!'
'You remind me of the monkey man who killed my father's chickens.'
'Sir, I got carsick in your office.'
'I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels.'
'Who would've guessed reading and writing would pay off?'
'I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.'
'Bubbles, it's gonna be a long night.'
'Oh, we're going to be upstairs, making rope ladders in case of a fire.'
'Our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.'
'Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate!'
'my eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!'
'That's Kabbala, jerk.'
'They taste like burning...'
'Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.'
'Oh, stupid movies. Who invented these dumb things, anyway?'
'I'm not popular enough to be different!'
'I am the Lizard Queen!'
'Uh, hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.'
'Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles!'
'Homer, your theory of a donut shaped universe is intriguing. I may have to steal it for a while.'
'All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that all of you are probably used to.. but i'm not.'
'We don't believe fur is murder, but paying for it sure is.'
'Bingo? That's my favorite game! I just remember what to yell out when you win.'
'Ah, God. He's my favorite fictional character.'
'I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!'
'I love children, particularly their young supple organs.'
'Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, and idiot, a pig, and a communist, but he is not a porn star!'
'Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.'
'Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?'
'I wished we lived in a place like the America of yesteryear that exists only in the mind of us Republicans.'
'Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.'
'Enclosed is a photo of us on a bike. I forget which one I am.'
'If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!'
'It's not enough to want the cracker. You have to earn it.'
'Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression, too.'
'Silly customer. You cannot kill a Twinkie.'
'How can I prove that we're live? Penis.'
'I think we'd all be better off if every country had its own planet.'
'I demand to speak to my paleontologist.'
'Please do not offer my god a peanut.'
'I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.'
'This country is so historic. For all we know, Jesus could've given a talk in Conference Room C!'
'Grandma had hair like that before she went to sleep in her forever box.'
'Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy. Can we break out the nunchuks?'
'There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for maximum comfort.'
'Oh my god! Somebody's taken a bite of the big Rice Krispie square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten.'
'Who'd thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated?'
'You sunk my scrabbleship!'
'You, sir, are an idiot.'
'Gambling is a victimless crime. The only victim is Moe.'
'I'm in love... no,wait. It's a stroke.'
'I'll be bringin' spark plugs to chuck at people I don't like. Like you!'
'If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they'd have a tummy full of pocket garbage.'
'This place is nothing like Animal House! I smashed a beatnik's guitar and he sued me for damages!.'

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