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'There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for maximum comfort.'
'I don't get mad. I get stabby.'
'Bubbles, it's gonna be a long night.'
'You, sir, are an idiot.'
'I'm not popular enough to be different!'
'Hey, if you're getting loaded off those fumes, I'm gonna have to charge you.'
'I only call you skum compared to Krusty.'
'Is it a crime to want nice things and then steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not.'
'Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, and idiot, a pig, and a communist, but he is not a porn star!'
'You remind me of the monkey man who killed my father's chickens.'
'If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.'
'Bingo? That's my favorite game! I just remember what to yell out when you win.'
'We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.'
'If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!'
'I love children, particularly their young supple organs.'
'Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression, too.'
'I think we'd all be better off if every country had its own planet.'
'I'm in love... no,wait. It's a stroke.'
'Uh, hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.'
'You sunk my scrabbleship!'
'A woman doctor? Now I've seen everything.'
'Fire can be our friend, whether its toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.'
'I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.'
'Oh, stupid movies. Who invented these dumb things, anyway?'
'I played hardball with Hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life!'
'Ah, God. He's my favorite fictional character.'
'My theory is-Skinner likes dog food.'
'I'll be bringin' spark plugs to chuck at people I don't like. Like you!'
'It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their biggest hit was TCB.'
'Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!'
'Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends.'
'Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.'
'That's Kabbala, jerk.'
'Sir, I got carsick in your office.'
'Oh, boy. Looks like suicide again for me.'
'We're not crying. We're vomiting through our eyes!'
'This place is nothing like Animal House! I smashed a beatnik's guitar and he sued me for damages!.'
'Homer, a gun's not a toy. It's for protection or shooting dangerous or delicious animals.'
'You call this a bicameral legislature?'
'Hello, St. Louis!!'
'I wished we lived in a place like the America of yesteryear that exists only in the mind of us Republicans.'
'Now I have to go home and make sure my pool boy is using his SKIMMER!'
'Oh my god! Somebody's taken a bite of the big Rice Krispie square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten.'
'Homer, I think you've got the gun set on '****'.'
'All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that all of you are probably used to.. but i'm not.'
'And now in the spirit of the season, start shopping.'
'Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.'
'Who'd thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated?'
'I'm a furniture!'
'Hey Bart, you epidermis is showing!'
'I don't think real checks have exclamation points.'
'Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.'
'Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles!'
'There's no shame in being a pariah.'
'I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.'
'I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missour-ah!'
'Please do not offer my god a peanut.'
'You gotta nuke somethin'
'This country is so historic. For all we know, Jesus could've given a talk in Conference Room C!'
'I don't want my last words to him to be 'cut your toenails, they look like Fritos'.'
'We will not negotiate with terrorists. Is there a nearby city who will?'
'I'm Santa? Oh, now i'll never die.'
'Who would've guessed reading and writing would pay off?'
'Grandma had hair like that before she went to sleep in her forever box.'
'Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?'
'If anyone asks, you were at the flower shop.'
'If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they'd have a tummy full of pocket garbage.'
'Think of it as a wake up call from a man with nothin' but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Should not have used helium.'
'Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's a REALLY useful invention.'
'Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy. Can we break out the nunchuks?'
'Your Honor, I call for a bad trial thingy.'
'I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels.'
'I got sprayed by a skunk. Let me rub it off on your sweaters.'
'Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate!'
'We don't believe fur is murder, but paying for it sure is.'
'Homer, your theory of a donut shaped universe is intriguing. I may have to steal it for a while.'
'my eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!'
'What kind of 10 year old boy has a tea set?'
'Boujooour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys!'
'It's not enough to want the cracker. You have to earn it.'
'Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.'
'I demand to speak to my paleontologist.'
'I am the Lizard Queen!'
'Enclosed is a photo of us on a bike. I forget which one I am.'
'Ahh, if it isn't my friend Mr. Mcgregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.'
'Book stores don't have answers, they just have creepy guys sitting in easy chairs at the end of hallways.'
'Gambling is a victimless crime. The only victim is Moe.'
'Hamlet is not only a great play but it also became a great movie, called 'Ghostbusters'.'
'I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!'
'Silly customer. You cannot kill a Twinkie.'
'I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!'
'Well, he's kind of had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace the word 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly', and the word 'dog' with 'son'.
'How can I prove that we're live? Penis.'
'Our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.'
'If you ask me, Muhammad Ali, in his prime, was better than anti-lock brakes.'
'Miss Simpson, do you find anything funny about the word 'tromboner'?'
'Oh, we're going to be upstairs, making rope ladders in case of a fire.'
'They taste like burning...'
'Wow! I've never been called an adult before, but i've been tried as one.'

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