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'There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for maximum comfort.'
'Silly customer. You cannot kill a Twinkie.'
'If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!'
'If you ask me, Muhammad Ali, in his prime, was better than anti-lock brakes.'
'We don't believe fur is murder, but paying for it sure is.'
'Boujooour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys!'
'Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy. Can we break out the nunchuks?'
'Homer, a gun's not a toy. It's for protection or shooting dangerous or delicious animals.'
'That's Kabbala, jerk.'
'It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their biggest hit was TCB.'
'This country is so historic. For all we know, Jesus could've given a talk in Conference Room C!'
'I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.'
'You remind me of the monkey man who killed my father's chickens.'
'I don't want my last words to him to be 'cut your toenails, they look like Fritos'.'
'Bingo? That's my favorite game! I just remember what to yell out when you win.'
'You call this a bicameral legislature?'
'Homer, I think you've got the gun set on '****'.'
'I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missour-ah!'
'I'm not popular enough to be different!'
'I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!'
'Hey Bart, you epidermis is showing!'
'You gotta nuke somethin'
'Uh, hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.'
'You sunk my scrabbleship!'
'I'm in love... no,wait. It's a stroke.'
'I wished we lived in a place like the America of yesteryear that exists only in the mind of us Republicans.'
'Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.'
'I am the Lizard Queen!'
'Hamlet is not only a great play but it also became a great movie, called 'Ghostbusters'.'
'Sir, I got carsick in your office.'
'There's no shame in being a pariah.'
'Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins the movie by telling you how it ends.'
'Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.'
'I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.'
'Oh, we're going to be upstairs, making rope ladders in case of a fire.'
'I got sprayed by a skunk. Let me rub it off on your sweaters.'
'Wow! I've never been called an adult before, but i've been tried as one.'
'I'm Santa? Oh, now i'll never die.'
'Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate!'
'I only call you skum compared to Krusty.'
'Is it a crime to want nice things and then steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not.'
'I love children, particularly their young supple organs.'
'Homer, your theory of a donut shaped universe is intriguing. I may have to steal it for a while.'
'Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles!'
'Gambling is a victimless crime. The only victim is Moe.'
'Bubbles, it's gonna be a long night.'
'All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that all of you are probably used to.. but i'm not.'
'Who would've guessed reading and writing would pay off?'
'I don't get mad. I get stabby.'
'Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?'
'Oh, a sarcasm detector. That's a REALLY useful invention.'
'Our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.'
'I'm a furniture!'
'Oh, stupid movies. Who invented these dumb things, anyway?'
'I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels.'
'my eye! I'm not supposed to get jigs in it!'
'This place is nothing like Animal House! I smashed a beatnik's guitar and he sued me for damages!.'
'They taste like burning...'
'Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the depression, too.'
'Fire can be our friend, whether its toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.'
'Think of it as a wake up call from a man with nothin' but a blow-up doll. And even she left me. Should not have used helium.'
'If anyone asks, you were at the flower shop.'
'I'll be bringin' spark plugs to chuck at people I don't like. Like you!'
'I think we'd all be better off if every country had its own planet.'
'Oh my god! Somebody's taken a bite of the big Rice Krispie square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten.'
'I don't think real checks have exclamation points.'
'Who'd thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated?'
'Hello, St. Louis!!'
'We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.'
'Your Honor, I call for a bad trial thingy.'
'It's not enough to want the cracker. You have to earn it.'
'And now in the spirit of the season, start shopping.'
'My theory is-Skinner likes dog food.'
'You, sir, are an idiot.'
'Enclosed is a photo of us on a bike. I forget which one I am.'
'We will not negotiate with terrorists. Is there a nearby city who will?'
'Hey, if you're getting loaded off those fumes, I'm gonna have to charge you.'
'Oh, boy. Looks like suicide again for me.'
'I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!'
'Grandma had hair like that before she went to sleep in her forever box.'
'Those guys were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.'
'Ah, God. He's my favorite fictional character.'
'Now I have to go home and make sure my pool boy is using his SKIMMER!'
'What kind of 10 year old boy has a tea set?'
'Please do not offer my god a peanut.'
'I demand to speak to my paleontologist.'
'Ahh, if it isn't my friend Mr. Mcgregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.'
'I played hardball with Hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life!'
'We're not crying. We're vomiting through our eyes!'
'Book stores don't have answers, they just have creepy guys sitting in easy chairs at the end of hallways.'
'If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.'
'A woman doctor? Now I've seen everything.'
'Miss Simpson, do you find anything funny about the word 'tromboner'?'
'How can I prove that we're live? Penis.'
'Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.'
'Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!'
'Well, he's kind of had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace the word 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly', and the word 'dog' with 'son'.
'Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, and idiot, a pig, and a communist, but he is not a porn star!'
'If someone did eat Bart's shorts, they'd have a tummy full of pocket garbage.'

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