Television Quiz / The Wisdom of Zapp Brannigan

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Can you name the missing words from the following Zapp Brannigan quotes?

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In the game of ____ you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
Don't ask me. You're the ones who are going to be _____.
Men, you're lucky men. Soon, you'll all be fighting for your planet. many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be put through a ___ ____ ______ for your planet.
Ah, she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a _____.
If we hit that ________, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an ____ could have devised it.
But when I'm in command every mission's a _______ _______.
You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the ___ ______ you'll be doing.
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Come back when it's a _________.
You know, boys, a good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring and a good ______ _______, and I'm not convinced Leela has ANY of those things.
Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her ______. Have sex with them and you're in.
With enemies you know where they stand but with _______, who knows? It sickens me.
Why'd you open your bong hole, you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a ________-_________ ______?
Kif, old friend, I don't know which disgusts me more: Your cowardice or your ______!
I don't pretend to understand _________ ___; I merely enforce it.

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