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| Hey ________, yelling out 'You Lie' would be rude to a valet or a waiter, so maybe you don't yell it at the President! Really. | |
| Even Illinois politicians say you should resign When Illinois politicians say you should resign, you should resign. That's like Amy Winehouse telling you to go to rehab. Really! | |
| Really ______? You went on this retreat only 6 days after receiving an 85 Billion Dollar bailout? Really? Even the mafia knows not to spend money so soon after a heist. Really! | |
| And parents, if your kids come to you and say, __________ smokes pot, why can’t I? Just say, “you can… right after you win 12 gold medals for your county. Really! | |
| I don't know if you've heard, but you can't bring bottled water on a plane. So you brought your weed, which is not allowed on a plane, in something that is not allowed on a plane? | |
| We have to start calling in suspicious behavior in _____________? Really, have you ever been to ____________, its where suspicious goes to hang out! Really! | |
| And ___, when you finally admitted you groped a male staffer, you insisted it was just during a tickle fight, really? If a grown man is willing to admit it was just a tickle fight | |
| Really? You have to get it together ______! Where do you think your money is going to come from, royalties for creating civilization? I mean really! | |
| Really __, Marijuana's not consistent with your image? I thought it was totally consistent. You know all of your mascots are wide eyed animal with uncontrollable cases of munchies? | |
| Really ___? You interrupted someone again? Really? It was interesting when you spoke out against George Bush and Hurricane Katrina, less so when you're standing up for Beyoncé. | |
