Well, it was written in 1845. Maybe people were easier to scare back then.
Sir, I must recommend against buying this. It carries a bad omen. Take me for example, I was once the President of Algeria...
Ice-cream scoop?
That doll is evil, I tells ya! Evil! EEEE-VIL!
Dad, this is blood!
Our final painting is the most horrible of all. To even gaze upon it is to go mad...
How'd you know he was a vampire?
Homer, stop picking at it.
I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!
You mean shining.
Homer, it's Moe. Uh, look, some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward.
Okay, don't panic! Remember the advice Dad gave you on your wedding day.
You'll pay for this! With your children's blood!
Homer! Where did you get that? (Get what?) That giant donut.
Just a second... no, it's a place I've never been before.
We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week.
It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed. Doomed.
Come on, Homer we just wanna eat your skin.
Snake? But you're dead!
Oh no, Mormons!
Don't worry, Dad. We'll be dead in five minutes.
In episode BF12, you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa. Yet in the very next scene, my dear, you're clearly atop a winged Arabian! Please to explain it!
Dad, do you realize what you've done? You've created a world without death!
How do you like being a walrus, Dad?
You said that we'd be greeted as liberators!
Before you kill me, I have to know, what is the one true religion?
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