Question | Response |
Can Jim speak German? A. Ja B. Nein C. Bitte, wo ist die toilette? | |
If Jim wasn't an earthworm, what would he be? A. Jim B. A cow C. Not an earthworm | |
Can I borrow ten dollars but take only five? That way I'll owe you five dollars and you'll owe me five dollars and we'll both be even. A. O.K. B. Huh? C. I don't have any money on | |
Why are we here? A. Ask Buckaroo... B. That's a question for Des Cartes C. Because Scott is coming in at 10 AM | |
Where does Mrs. Schultz live? A. Up the hill in that old spooky house no one will go near--even on Halloween B. Under the stairs C. Germany | |
How can you easily complete this level? A. Press reset B. Follow the path of least resistance C. What!? You're almost done! | |
When will The Hammer tie the knot? A. Feb. 7th, 1997 B. 2001 - A True Oddity C. As soon as he gets his 'woodsman' merit badge for knot tying | |
When is Jim's birthday? A. The day he was born B. June 9, 1994, C. Today if you have a present | |
How many donuts are in a dozen? A. 8, by the time you get home B. Do I have to share them? C. 13, if you smile nicely | |
What is 'The Manta'? A. Isn't that the thing Greg got when the family went to Hawaii? B. A new post-grunge industrial-jazz ska band C. A secret move for Jim | |
What is a Chip Butty? A. Some silly English food -- usually with clotted cream B. Something you'll hopefully never have to experience C. A totally rad power-up | |
What is Earthworm Jim's favorite disco dance step? A. The Hustle B. Wormwalk C. The Funky Cow | |
Jim is to worm as Jam is to: A. Warm B. Dog C. Butter | |
Jim makes a good: A. BLT sandwich B. Hood ornament C. Tasty snack | |
Why are Jim's eyes different in color and size? A. The ladies love it B. Huh? Which one is different? C. It makes him look like David Bowie | |
I think I've heard that before... A. Andy probably told you already B. No, you didn't C. What?? | |
Jim was born in what state? A. Actually, being a worm, he was born under a state B. Texas C. A state of shock | |
During his short-lived rap career, Jim was known as: A. M.C. Sweet N Low B. Ice Cream C. Wormio | |
Jim's super suit is what size? A. 11n, 34, XL B. M C. One size fits all | |
Who are you? A. Who, who, who, who? B. I really want to know. C. Now tell me--who are you? | |
Can Jim tie himself into a knot? A. No B. Jim has no arms C. He probably can, but he'd only do it to impress girls | |
If Tim runs east with two apples, when does the train arrive with the peaches? A. As soon as Herb arrives B. As soon as Mike leaves town C. I don't do math. | |
If all the particles in the universe were to collapse to a single point, it would create a: A. Mess B. Black hole C. Bang | |
Seven times seven equals: A. 49 B. Forty-nine C. C'mon, I really need this power-up! | |
Is there a correct answer for this question? A. Yes B. No C. Yes, the correct answer is A | |
Can Psy-Crow beat Jim at arm wrestling? A. Yes B. Jim has no arms C. No | |
What is Doc Duodenum's favorite cheese? A. Camembert B. Gouda C. Doc Duodenum is lactose intolerant | |
'Alas, poor Yorick...' was written by: A. Big Macbeth B. Chocolate Shakes C. Patty Cake | |
Have you read the instruction manual? A. No. B. Yes C. Yes, but I can't find where tab A fits into slot B | |
Fore! A. A nice shot! B. Four C. 4 | |
Can Peter Puppy have a bite of your ice cream sandwich? A. Yes B. No C. Over my dead body | |
Blah blah blah. A. Yes B. No C. Eight and a half pounds of butter. | |
Blah blah blah. A. Yes B. No C. Eight and a half pounds of butter. | |
What color is Jim's red gun? A. Blue B. Green C. Yellow | |
What color is Jim's red gun? A. Blue B. Green C. Yellow | |
How does Jim spell his first name? A. JMI B. MIJ C. IJM | |
How does Jim spell his first name? A. JMI B. MIJ C. IJM | |
If Dan was stuck in Mexico City, how many days would it take before he would eat? A. Dan-Food = Time B. Mexican food is evil C. Mexican food is good; Dan is evil | |
If Dan was stuck in Mexico City, how many days would it take before he would eat? A. Dan-Food = Time B. Mexican food is evil C. Mexican food is good; Dan is evil | |
When is Jim's birthday? A. The day he was born B. June 9, 1994, C. Today if you have a present | |
When is Jim's birthday? A. The day he was born B. June 9, 1994, C. Today if you have a present | |
What is Princess What's Her Name's real name? A. What's Her Name B. HEY YOU! C. Chip Butty | |
What is Princess What's Her Name's real name? A. What's Her Name B. HEY YOU! C. Chip Butty | |
Phrase your response in the form of a question. A. Huh? B. No C. Maybe | |
Phrase your response in the form of a question. A. Huh? B. No C. Maybe | |
Can Jim speak French? A. Oui B. Non C. Michelle, ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble | |
Can Jim speak French? A. Oui B. Non C. Michelle, ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble | |
Can Jim speak German? A. Ja B. Nein C. Bitte, wo ist die toilette? | |
Can Jim speak German? A. Ja B. Nein C. Bitte, wo ist die toilette? | |
Can Jim speak Spanish? A. Si B. No C. Si, aber he nicht el francais hablo, though | |
Can Jim speak Spanish? A. Si B. No C. Si, aber he nicht el francais hablo, though | |
Can Jim speak Japanese? A. Hai B. Iie C. O kudasai kori | |
Can Jim speak Japanese? A. Hai B. Iie C. O kudasai kori | |
Can Jim tie himself into a knot? A. No B. Jim has no arms C. He probably can, but he'd only do it to impress girls | |
Can Jim tie himself into a knot? A. No B. Jim has no arms C. He probably can, but he'd only do it to impress girls | |
Does Jim have piranha in his aquarium? A. A B. B C. Both A and B | |
Does Jim have piranha in his aquarium? A. A B. B C. Both A and B | |
Does Jim's mother approve of the girls he dates? A. No, she does not B. Jim never brings any home C. Worms do not have mothers; they reproduce asexually | |
Does Jim's mother approve of the girls he dates? A. No, she does not B. Jim never brings any home C. Worms do not have mothers; they reproduce asexually | |
Can Peter Puppy have a bite of your ice cream sandwich? A. Yes B. No C. Over my dead body | |
Can Peter Puppy have a bite of your ice cream sandwich? A. Yes B. No C. Over my dead body | |
How can you easily complete this level? A. Press reset B. Follow the path of least resistance C. What!? You're almost done! | |
How can you easily complete this level? A. Press reset B. Follow the path of least resistance C. What!? You're almost done! | |
What Broadway musical is based on annelids? A Wormlight Express B. Worms C. The Worm of the Opera | |
What Broadway musical is based on annelids? A Wormlight Express B. Worms C. The Worm of the Opera | |
Jim is to worm as Jam is to: A. Warm B. Dog C. Butter | |
Jim is to worm as Jam is to: A. Warm B. Dog C. Butter | |
Why are we here? A. Ask Buckaroo... B. That's a question for Des Cartes C. Because Scott is coming in at 10 AM | |
Why are we here? A. Ask Buckaroo... B. That's a question for Des Cartes C. Because Scott is coming in at 10 AM | |
Why is this question here? A. Because Dan is hell-bent on getting his name into this game B. Would you care to spin the wheel? C. Don't get smarmy with me, just answer it | |
Why is this question here? A. Because Dan is hell-bent on getting his name into this game B. Would you care to spin the wheel? C. Don't get smarmy with me, just answer it | |
Coal is to water as light bulb is to: A. Water B. Coal C. Wet coal | |
Coal is to water as light bulb is to: A. Water B. Coal C. Wet coal | |
If cigarettes cause cancer, what causes Capricorn? A. Poor-fitting shoes in southern France B. Dental floss C. One and one half pounds of butter | |
If cigarettes cause cancer, what causes Capricorn? A. Poor-fitting shoes in southern France B. Dental floss C. One and one half pounds of butter | |
Who is the king of the animals in Africa? A. Marimba B. Help, I can't swimba C. Earthworm Jimba | |
Who is the king of the animals in Africa? A. Marimba B. Help, I can't swimba C. Earthworm Jimba | |
What is the meaning of life? A. Ask Brian B. 42 C. Forty-two | |
What is the meaning of life? A. Ask Brian B. 42 C. Forty-two | |
Does misery love company? A. None of your beeswax B. No, 3 is company C. No, misery is not mature enough to distinguish between a simple pre-adolescent crush and true love | |
Does misery love company? A. None of your beeswax B. No, 3 is company C. No, misery is not mature enough to distinguish between a simple pre-adolescent crush and true love | |
In a dogfight between a Spitfire and a Harrier, which plane would win? A. The Spitfire B. The Harrier C. Flamin' Yawn can spit fire, but the queen is harrier. | |
In a dogfight between a Spitfire and a Harrier, which plane would win? A. The Spitfire B. The Harrier C. Flamin' Yawn can spit fire, but the queen is harrier. | |
Use what in place of butter when cooking? A. Shortening B. Lengthening C. Weasel feathers | |
Use what in place of butter when cooking? A. Shortening B. Lengthening C. Weasel feathers | |
Who are you? A. Who, who, who, who? B. I really want to know. C. Now tell me--who are you? | |
Who are you? A. Who, who, who, who? B. I really want to know. C. Now tell me--who are you? | |
I don't get it. A. Neither do I B. And your point is... C. The right answer is often wrong, and the rest don't make sense, so you haven't much of a chance anyway. | |
I don't get it. A. Neither do I B. And your point is... C. The right answer is often wrong, and the rest don't make sense, so you haven't much of a chance anyway. | |
Seven times seven equals: A. 49 B. Forty-nine C. C'mon, I really need this power-up! | |
Seven times seven equals: A. 49 B. Forty-nine C. C'mon, I really need this power-up! | |
W.W.W. stands for: A. Weewy Wascawy Wabbit B. World War Won C. Keep On Truckin' | |
W.W.W. stands for: A. Weewy Wascawy Wabbit B. World War Won C. Keep On Truckin' | |
These walk down stairs, alone or in pairs. A. Shoes B. Toys that were metal but are now plastic and not nearly as cool as they used to be C. Take a memo | |
These walk down stairs, alone or in pairs. A. Shoes B. Toys that were metal but are now plastic and not nearly as cool as they used to be C. Take a memo | |
How many donuts are in a dozen? A. 8, by the time you get home B. Do I have to share them? C. 13, if you smile nicely | |
How many donuts are in a dozen? A. 8, by the time you get home B. Do I have to share them? C. 13, if you smile nicely | |
How fast does Jim's plasma gun fire? A. A bazillion rounds a second B. Infinity C. Once | |
How fast does Jim's plasma gun fire? A. A bazillion rounds a second B. Infinity C. Once | |
What exactly is a 'Mojo'? A. A really big cup of coffee B. A tiny Elvis C. A command, as in 'Mojo own lawn' | |
What exactly is a 'Mojo'? A. A really big cup of coffee B. A tiny Elvis C. A command, as in 'Mojo own lawn' | |
Jim's super suit is what size? A. 11n, 34, XL B. M C. One size fits all | |
Jim's super suit is what size? A. 11n, 34, XL B. M C. One size fits all | |
What is Earthworm Jim's favorite disco dance step? A. The Hustle B. Wormwalk C. The Funky Cow | |
What is Earthworm Jim's favorite disco dance step? A. The Hustle B. Wormwalk C. The Funky Cow | |
During his short-lived rap career, Jim was known as: A. M.C. Sweet N Low B. Ice Cream C. Wormio | |
During his short-lived rap career, Jim was known as: A. M.C. Sweet N Low B. Ice Cream C. Wormio | |
Can Psy-Crow beat Jim at arm wrestling? A. Yes B. Jim has no arms C. No | |
Can Psy-Crow beat Jim at arm wrestling? A. Yes B. Jim has no arms C. No | |
Jim's super suit is: A. Wash and wear B. All-natural fibers C. Filled with healthy and delicious oat bran | |
Jim's super suit is: A. Wash and wear B. All-natural fibers C. Filled with healthy and delicious oat bran | |
What is Jim's favorite magazine? A. Annelid Monthly B. Tiny Elvis Collectors Quarterly C. Playworm | |
What is Jim's favorite magazine? A. Annelid Monthly B. Tiny Elvis Collectors Quarterly C. Playworm | |
If Jim wasn't an earthworm, what would he be? A. Jim B. A cow C. Not an earthworm | |
If Jim wasn't an earthworm, what would he be? A. Jim B. A cow C. Not an earthworm | |
Why are Jim's eyes different in color and size? A. The ladies love it B. Huh? Which one is different? C. It makes him look like David Bowie | |
Why are Jim's eyes different in color and size? A. The ladies love it B. Huh? Which one is different? C. It makes him look like David Bowie | |
Have you read the instruction manual? A. No. B. Yes C. Yes, but I can't find where tab A fits into slot B | |
Have you read the instruction manual? A. No. B. Yes C. Yes, but I can't find where tab A fits into slot B | |
In college, Jim played what sport? A. Jousting B. Go-go dancing C. Cricket | |
In college, Jim played what sport? A. Jousting B. Go-go dancing C. Cricket | |
When bowling, Psy-Crow needs 7 pins to win. He should: A. Hit reset and get a spare if no one sees B. Aim at the right side of the pins C. Aim at the left side of the pins | |
When bowling, Psy-Crow needs 7 pins to win. He should: A. Hit reset and get a spare if no one sees B. Aim at the right side of the pins C. Aim at the left side of the pins | |
What is Jim's second favorite disguise, after 'Blind Sally'? A. Steve's Shop Vacuum B. Nematode Nick C. The Prime Minister of England | |
What is Jim's second favorite disguise, after 'Blind Sally'? A. Steve's Shop Vacuum B. Nematode Nick C. The Prime Minister of England | |
Have you seen the Earthworm Jim cartoon? A. Yes B. No C. Cartoon? | |
Have you seen the Earthworm Jim cartoon? A. Yes B. No C. Cartoon? | |
What was the answer to the previous question? A. C B. A. C. B | |
What was the answer to the previous question? A. C B. A. C. B | |
What is Jim's favorite fighting game? A. Mortal Wombat IV B. Samurai Slowdown C. Kill Her In Stink | |
What is Jim's favorite fighting game? A. Mortal Wombat IV B. Samurai Slowdown C. Kill Her In Stink | |
Jim was born in what state? A. Actually, being a worm, he was born under a state B. Texas C. A state of shock | |
Jim was born in what state? A. Actually, being a worm, he was born under a state B. Texas C. A state of shock | |
What kind of license do you need to fly a pocket rocket? A. Class 'C' B. To kill C. You need a license??? | |
What kind of license do you need to fly a pocket rocket? A. Class 'C' B. To kill C. You need a license??? | |
In China, this cartoon character was renamed. There he was called: A. Mickey Mao B. Imperialist Rat-Boy C. Rick Rodent | |
In China, this cartoon character was renamed. There he was called: A. Mickey Mao B. Imperialist Rat-Boy C. Rick Rodent | |
Psy-Crow is named after which Shiny employee? A. Steve Crow B. Psy Sterling C. Cy Crowmagnon | |
Psy-Crow is named after which Shiny employee? A. Steve Crow B. Psy Sterling C. Cy Crowmagnon | |
Where is Jim originally from? A. Texas B. Lost Vegas C. The upper west side of Manhattan | |
Where is Jim originally from? A. Texas B. Lost Vegas C. The upper west side of Manhattan | |
Is Jim dyslexic? A. Sey B. Yes C. No | |
Is Jim dyslexic? A. Sey B. Yes C. No | |
What is a Chip Butty? A. Some silly English food -- usually with clotted cream B. Something you'll hopefully never have to experience C. A totally rad power-up | |
What is a Chip Butty? A. Some silly English food -- usually with clotted cream B. Something you'll hopefully never have to experience C. A totally rad power-up | |
What flavor is a cow? A. Milk B. Vanilla C. Just like chicken | |
What flavor is a cow? A. Milk B. Vanilla C. Just like chicken | |
Fore! A. A nice shot! B. Four C. 4 | |
Fore! A. A nice shot! B. Four C. 4 | |
Would you like that on account or gift certificate? A. Gift certificate, please B. On account of I'm cool C. I'll take the ceramic Dalmatian for $1500 | |
Would you like that on account or gift certificate? A. Gift certificate, please B. On account of I'm cool C. I'll take the ceramic Dalmatian for $1500 | |
What is 'The Manta'? A. Isn't that the thing Greg got when the family went to Hawaii? B. A new post-grunge industrial-jazz ska band C. A secret move for Jim | |
What is 'The Manta'? A. Isn't that the thing Greg got when the family went to Hawaii? B. A new post-grunge industrial-jazz ska band C. A secret move for Jim | |
Is there a correct answer for this question? A. Yes B. No C. Yes, the correct answer is A | |
Is there a correct answer for this question? A. Yes B. No C. Yes, the correct answer is A | |
What food is not available on the streets of New York City? A. Fried worms B. Real beef hot dogs C. English mustard | |
What food is not available on the streets of New York City? A. Fried worms B. Real beef hot dogs C. English mustard | |
If 'A' is the correct answer, what is 'B'? A. The wrong answer B. The correct answer C. Neither A nor B | |
If 'A' is the correct answer, what is 'B'? A. The wrong answer B. The correct answer C. Neither A nor B | |
Can I borrow ten dollars but take only five? That way I'll owe you five dollars and you'll owe me five dollars and we'll both be even. A. O.K. B. Huh? C. I don't have any money on | |
Can I borrow ten dollars but take only five? That way I'll owe you five dollars and you'll owe me five dollars and we'll both be even. A. O.K. B. Huh? C. I don't have any money on | |
Sometimes the correct answer isn't: A. A B. B C. C | |
Sometimes the correct answer isn't: A. A B. B C. C | |
When Peter Puppy gets angry, he: A. Counts to 10 B. Acts like he's been 'belted by gamma rays' C. Pretends he's a rock band and trashes hotel rooms | |
When Peter Puppy gets angry, he: A. Counts to 10 B. Acts like he's been 'belted by gamma rays' C. Pretends he's a rock band and trashes hotel rooms | |
Major Mucus usually has: A. Tons of loose change B. Free Floating Anxiety C. Someone following behind him with a squeegee to clean up the mess | |
Major Mucus usually has: A. Tons of loose change B. Free Floating Anxiety C. Someone following behind him with a squeegee to clean up the mess | |
The correct answer is: A. None of the below B. I'm not really sure C. All of the above | |
The correct answer is: A. None of the below B. I'm not really sure C. All of the above | |
Jim's favorite magic trick is: A. Pulling a rabbit out of a hat B. Pulling a worm out of a super suit C. Sawing Psy-Crow in half | |
Jim's favorite magic trick is: A. Pulling a rabbit out of a hat B. Pulling a worm out of a super suit C. Sawing Psy-Crow in half | |
Winning a coupon for a discount on something you have to buy is: A. Part of the 'Contract With America' B. The way I met my last wife C. Not winning anything | |
Winning a coupon for a discount on something you have to buy is: A. Part of the 'Contract With America' B. The way I met my last wife C. Not winning anything | |
If all the particles in the universe were to collapse to a single point, it would create a: A. Mess B. Black hole C. Bang | |
If all the particles in the universe were to collapse to a single point, it would create a: A. Mess B. Black hole C. Bang | |
Jim makes a good: A. BLT sandwich B. Hood ornament C. Tasty snack | |
Jim makes a good: A. BLT sandwich B. Hood ornament C. Tasty snack | |
If I said you had a nice personality, would you: A. Be flattered B. Agree C. Hold it against me | |
If I said you had a nice personality, would you: A. Be flattered B. Agree C. Hold it against me | |
Don't worry: A. I can't help it B. That's easy for you to say C. Be happy | |
Don't worry: A. I can't help it B. That's easy for you to say C. Be happy | |
When will The Hammer tie the knot? A. Feb. 7th, 1997 B. 2001 - A True Oddity C. As soon as he gets his 'woodsman' merit badge for knot tying | |
When will The Hammer tie the knot? A. Feb. 7th, 1997 B. 2001 - A True Oddity C. As soon as he gets his 'woodsman' merit badge for knot tying | |
I think I've heard that before... A. Andy probably told you already B. No, you didn't C. What?? | |
I think I've heard that before... A. Andy probably told you already B. No, you didn't C. What?? | |
Is this a trick question? A. The sock B. Answer C. Bongo the dancing bear | |
Is this a trick question? A. The sock B. Answer C. Bongo the dancing bear | |
How many legs does a shark have? A. As many as it wants B. Don't be stupid C. Tally hoa | |
How many legs does a shark have? A. As many as it wants B. Don't be stupid C. Tally hoa | |
Which character was not in the first EWJ game? A. Professor Monkey-for-a-head B. Fifi C. Shemp | |
Which character was not in the first EWJ game? A. Professor Monkey-for-a-head B. Fifi C. Shemp | |
In what year did the Battle of Hamstrings take place? A. 1066 A.D. B. 1099 B.C. C. 101 D.M. | |
In what year did the Battle of Hamstrings take place? A. 1066 A.D. B. 1099 B.C. C. 101 D.M. | |
What is a paradox? A. Yes B. No. C. I don't know | |
What is a paradox? A. Yes B. No. C. I don't know | |
Animotion 2 is: A. Vaporware B. Isn't that some band from 1983? C. The sequel to the hit movie 'A Notion for Motion' | |
Animotion 2 is: A. Vaporware B. Isn't that some band from 1983? C. The sequel to the hit movie 'A Notion for Motion' | |
How long is a piece of string? A. The same shape as something beige B. Pi C. By bus | |
How long is a piece of string? A. The same shape as something beige B. Pi C. By bus | |
What is Doc Duodenum's favorite cheese? A. Camembert B. Gouda C. Doc Duodenum is lactose intolerant | |
What is Doc Duodenum's favorite cheese? A. Camembert B. Gouda C. Doc Duodenum is lactose intolerant | |
Can you rub your stomach and pat your head? A. Yes B. No C. Yes, but Simon didn't say | |
Can you rub your stomach and pat your head? A. Yes B. No C. Yes, but Simon didn't say | |
Who is Leo Tolstoy? A. Dead B. The guy who wrote the manual C. Warren Peace's best friend | |
Who is Leo Tolstoy? A. Dead B. The guy who wrote the manual C. Warren Peace's best friend | |
May I please be excused to go to the bathroom? A. Cross your legs! B. The Industrial Revolution C. Flamin' Yawn | |
May I please be excused to go to the bathroom? A. Cross your legs! B. The Industrial Revolution C. Flamin' Yawn | |
If Tim runs east with two apples, when does the train arrive with the peaches? A. As soon as Herb arrives B. As soon as Mike leaves town C. I don't do math. | |
If Tim runs east with two apples, when does the train arrive with the peaches? A. As soon as Herb arrives B. As soon as Mike leaves town C. I don't do math. | |
'Alas, poor Yorick...' was written by: A. Big Macbeth B. Chocolate Shakes C. Patty Cake | |
'Alas, poor Yorick...' was written by: A. Big Macbeth B. Chocolate Shakes C. Patty Cake | |
Where does Mrs. Schultz live? A. Up the hill in that old spooky house no one will go near--even on Halloween B. Under the stairs C. Germany | |
Where does Mrs. Schultz live? A. Up the hill in that old spooky house no one will go near--even on Halloween B. Under the stairs C. Germany | |
Hey kids, what time is it? A. Stop it B. I can't stand it C. Nick | |
Hey kids, what time is it? A. Stop it B. I can't stand it C. Nick | |
What is Earthworm Jim's favorite Christmas carol? A. Frosty the snow cone B. Jingle-Jangle Bells C. My Funny Valentine | |
What is Earthworm Jim's favorite Christmas carol? A. Frosty the snow cone B. Jingle-Jangle Bells C. My Funny Valentine | |
What is the Union Jack? A. My name's not Jack B. Organized labor's tool for changing a flat tire C. The British flag | |
What is the Union Jack? A. My name's not Jack B. Organized labor's tool for changing a flat tire C. The British flag | |
How do you compute the area of a circle? A. Pi R square B. Pie are round, but Nick Jones is square C. Ask your doctor | |
How do you compute the area of a circle? A. Pi R square B. Pie are round, but Nick Jones is square C. Ask your doctor | |
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