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Can you name the word(s) missing from these jokes by Demetri Martin?
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One time, I bought a cactus. Two weeks later, it died. I was like, damn. I'm less nurturing than a _
_
_
.
desert
83.5%
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the _
_
_
. Because one time I was riding the _
_
_
and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
escalator
78%
How long is it going to take in our society to see a person with an _
_
_
and not to think that they're a pirate?
eyepatch
74.7%
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of _
_
_
. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers.
charades
73.1%
These are new _
_
_
, and they have pockets, which is great, cause before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept.
pajamas
72%
To me, _
_
_
is a confusing sport. Because sometimes you do it for fun, but other times you do it to not die.
swimming
71.4%
By the way, if you want to sound like a creep, just add _
_
_
to the end of things that you say. It could be harmless, too, it doesn't matter. Like, thanks for coming to my show-
_
_
_
ladies
70.9%
I think they named oranges before they named _
_
_
. What are these? They're orange.... oranges. What about about these? Oh crap... long pointies?
carrots
70.3%
Demetri Martin. _
_
_
.
Person.
69.2%
_
_
_
are the most dramatic objects. Other things stop working or they break, but _
_
_
, they die.
batteries
63.7%
This summer, I learned at a party that there's a small but important difference between peeing in the _
_
_
, and peeing into the _
_
_
.
pool
63.2%
I learned something on the road, travelling. The easier it is to draw the shape of the _
_
_
, the harder it is to live in that _
_
_
.
state
62.1%
I bought a dictionary. The first thing I did was look up the word _
_
_
. It said, you're an a**hole.
dictionary
59.9%
If I ever saw an _
_
_
being hanged, I would just yell out letters.
amputee
59.3%
How fast does a _
_
_
have to run before it looks gray?
zebra
56.6%
[shows a circle on his Large Pad] This is a pie chart about _
_
_
.
procrastination
46.7%
One time I saw two geese fighting, and I was like, this is a _
_
_
_
_
_
ahead of time.
pillow fight
46.2%
I went _
_
_
_
_
_
once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.
whale watching
46.2%
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Word(s)
% Correct
I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed. It's essentially a _
_
_
_
_
_
and on the outside I wrote 'time machine' in sharpie.
cardboard box
45.6%
She showed me to the dressing room. She said, 'If you need anything, I'm Jill.' I was like, oh my God, I've never met a woman before with a _
_
_
_
_
_
.
conditional identity
44.5%
I wanna buy a bunch of _
_
_
_
_
_
and make them live together. People are gonna say, are those _
_
_
_
_
_
? and I'm gonna say, not anymore!
hermit crabs
44.5%
I think _
_
_
_
_
_
_
_
_
_
_
_
is a good example of a time when a person can be a winner and a loser at the same time.
employee of the month
37.9%
_
_
_
_
_
_
is a very different game when the people playing are starving.
Hot potato
34.6%
They call it _
_
_
, but they should call it what it really is-
tricking and killing.
fishing
34.1%
I remember when I used to really be into _
_
_
.
nostalgia
33.5%
I want to put stickers on _
_
_
. I don't know why. I just know I wanna put them on them. They're the best kind of animal for advertising your band in mother nature.
turtles
31.9%
I think it's interesting that _
_
_
rhymes with alone.
cologne
31.3%
This summer, I wanna go the beach and bury metal objects that say '_
_
_
_
_
_
_
_
_
' on them.
get a life
29.7%
I love playing guitar, I find it very relaxing, you know. I actually started with guitar quite a while ago, as a street performer. It was hard, cause I was in the _
_
_
.
suburbs
28%
When they were naming the animals, someone got lazy. _
_
_
?
Anteater
28%
I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those _
_
_
_
_
_
_
_
_
.
trick birthday candles
25.8%
A _
_
_
_
_
_
is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you.
power nap
24.7%
_
_
_
_
_
_
is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname.
Cotton balls
24.2%
Now I've met many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no chocohol. We've got an epidemic people. People who love chocolate and don't understand the rules of _
_
_
_
_
_
.
word endings
23.1%
I like to do crafts. I work quite a bit with glitter. Don't worry, I make tough things like _
_
_
and _
_
_
.
daggers and skulls
15.9%
Cinnamon buns, on the other hand...
cotton balls
11%
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