Television Quiz / Blackadder Episode First Lines

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'Hello, the Somme public baths. No running, shouting or piddling in the shallow end.'
'Blackadder! Blackadder!'
'Get out! Get out, libidinous swine! And take that horse-**** painted strumpet with you, where you'll both rot in the filth of your own fornication!'
'What about this plague, then? Rumours from the North say it's worse there than ever.'
'Oh God, bills, bills, bills! One is born, one runs up bills, one dies.'
'You'd like to book a table for three by the window for 9.30 p.m., not too near the band, in the name of Uber-Lieutenant Fungentula.'
'On! Onward! I want you scum back to the castle by sundown, or you'll all be slaughtered! Onward!'
'Father, I must speak! I can be silent no longer!'
'Ooh la la!'

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