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Can you name the characters from 'Friends' who said each of these quotes?

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'Does it look like this is my first time? Now I want four 2s and I want them all on my back.'
'No. Just Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag.'
'Of course not. With you, it's like I've got two 25 year-olds!'
'Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.'
'Oh no don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe.'
'You know, the hazel nut, actually not a nut. It's a seed. Can anyone else name a well known seed that's been masquerading as a nut?'
'I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. And what's the opposite of man? Jam!'
'What do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, 'Hi. Is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?''
'Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch.'
'Wait a minute, hold the phone. You're not Elizabeth's dad?'
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'Oh, are you sure? Really? Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.'
'I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.'
'It's fine. I do it too. I usually respond with the 'I'm okay' head bob.'
'No! I want an award I did win but nobody's givin' me any of those!'
'There's a statue in Minsk that reminds me of you so much. It's actually of Lenin but, you know, at certain angles..'
'You're disturbing my oboe practice.'
'Yeah, that happened to me once. I made the mistake of turning off the tv. I never got it back again and I'm sad.'
'Yes! We'll have ourselves a little baby Ruth.'
'Nah, crapped out, but Mr. 21 here cleans up 300 bucks, buys me this new pair of shoes. Sweet, huh?'
'It's just everything I know about you I really like and anything I don't know about you I get to learn in a place with both our names on the mailbox.'
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'I gave her a key to my apartment and then I had the locks changed[...]you know, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner.'
'No. It's okay because I teach Home Ec and I can have thirty kids making baby clothes all year long. It'll be like my very own little sweat shop.'
'Why do you have a picture of Pauletta in your pack?'
'I want you to know that we're doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know! You've been there. Anyway, they want you guys so much so when you get in there, really grab on.'
'Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad. It's that she's so bad that she makes me want to push my finger through my eye, into my brain, and swirl it around.'
'It's not the pants. It's you who's backwards and if you can't understand how important this is to me then perhaps we shouldn't be getting married at all!'
'What's the deal with 'ya'll'? Just two words stuck together. Are we all allowed to do that? Because if so, I say why stop there? Your new poodle could be your noodle!'
'Well if you want the little round waffles, you're gonna have to wait until I find the little round waffle iron.'
'It was gonna be such a beautiful thanksgiving. We were gonna have sushi.'
'Toute-de-le-fruit!'

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