NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!
WE'RE GONNA CATCH EM, WE'RE GONNA COOK EM, AND WE'RE GONNA EAT EM!
What do you mean I'm funny? Funny how?
When do you think MAYBE we should take Danny to the doctor?
Momma said they'd take me anywhere
But in Vegas, for a girl like Ginger, love costs money
Somebody should just go kill those ****. Admit it, even you've thought about it
She could party like a man and love like a woman
I had to follow him around with a baggie for 3 days before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind
Did you **** my wife?
Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.
You're in Ala **** Bama. You come from New York
Put your trust in the Lord, your ass belongs to me
WHY IS YOUR FOOT LOCKER UNLOCKED?
None of us remember anything, remember?
Not lookin up your towel, swear to God
You want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
I've been touched by your kids, and I'm pretty sure I've touched them
I'm looking for a little slap and pickle
I'm just so glad you learned to play the guitar so good, without even having a sense of smell
THIS HOUSE IS A **** PRISON!
I'll splatter cherry pie all over the **** wall behind you
WE'RE GOING STREAKING!
It's time for me to boom boom with the bridesmaids
You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up
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