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Can you give the right character (either Charlie (C), Mac (M), Dennis (D) or Frank (F)) who said these quotes in the TV show?

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'We're two different people so we can't have the same left.'
'Dennis is a**hole, why Charlie hate?'
'Because Dennis is a bastard man!'
'You gotta pay the troll toll to get into that's boy soul.'
'Oh look at me! The millionaire that goes to see doctors!'
'It really lets your ass breathe.'
'I like to bind. I like to be bound!'
'Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha!'
'Do not plug an open wound with trash.'
'How did you not know that the only reason I invited you to my bunker... was to bang you.'
'This music sounds like whales raping each other.'
'I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow.'
'I eat stickers all the time, dude!'
'Cat in the wall, eh?! Okay, now you're talking my language.'
'I'm not fat. I'm cultivating mass!'
'I'm gonna pinch their dicks with this lobster.'
'Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes. They'll be lower. Son.'
'Oh, I get it. Cute. You leave this pen here and people are supposed to think, 'Wait, that looks like a dick.' '
'I got the Lord. I got the Lord. I got the good Lord, he's goin' down on me.'
'It involves pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses and doing a little plowing of our own. Pow!...Not gay sex.'
'Hi. Um, I'm a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.'
'Great news! Your mother is dead!'
'You were never the personal sexual advisor to Jon Bon Jovi.'
'Why was the elf not wearing any pants?'

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