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My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice juiced hot tanned guy and live my life.Season 1 Episode 1
left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham.Season 1 Episode 2
Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.Season 1 Episode 3
Yes, I had sex, like hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural.Season 1 Episode 4
That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it.Season 1 Episode 5
As long as you keep calling there will be success in your numbers game, it's just like anything.Season 1 Episode 5
These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos. I don’t follow those rules at all… I can see if it was Basketball, Pool, Beach.Season 1 Episode 6
Mike, he’s a creep, I mean at this point you’re lucky I don’t crack you in your face right now.Season 1 Episode 7
It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.Season 1 Episode 8
It's gorilla central out there, get the f*ck up, juice-heads everywhere!Season 1 Episode 9
I really don’t want to cheat, like seriously, I don’t want to.. but if you’re gonna hand me a bottle of friggin’ SoCo, something just comes over me, like I just go crazy.Season 2 Episode 1
You can stay and get your f*ckin' ass beat, you can stay and get your f*ckin' ass beat, you can stay and get your f*ckin' ass beat!Season 2 Episode 2
I ain’t wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the shirt.Season 2 Episode 2
We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!Season 2 Episode 2
Jenni’s tits definitely defy gravity. I think Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and work it around Jenni’s tits.Season 2 Episode 3
You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA… say that 5 times fast.Season 2 Episode 4
The Situation was a man in that situation.Season 2 Episode 5
I’m definitely not a saint... if I probably walked through church right now I’d f*ckin’ burst into flames. Season 2 Episode 5
I’ve never seen the kitchen this bad. There’s hair extensions, there’s finger nails, there’s like a tuna fish sangwich on the ground. It’s like WWIII went down last nightSeason 2 Episode 7
OK, Kim Kardashian .. more like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island, you ugly b*tch!Season 2 Episode 7
Uncle Nino is an O.G. an Original Guido.Season 2 Episode 8
Standing in one corner, 4 foot 9, 2 inches w/the poof, 'Snooki' Polizzi... standing in the other corner at 322 lbs, the Staten Island Dump.Season 2 Episode 10
[Vinny]'s like my big brother, I love him.. but usually you don't have sex with your big brother.Season 2 Episode 12
The bugs in the Everglades are huge. They're about the size of Snooki.Season 2 Episode 13
You’ve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!Season 3 Episode 1
She's probably Ronnie's backpack anywhere he goes in the club. She's a female backpack.Season 3 Episode 2
There’s no controlling that 4’9” girl, she’s like a 3,000 pound man.. she’s like a bulldozer.Season 3 Episode 3
I need a mind condom because I’m being mind f*cked.Season 3 Episode 3
Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!Season 3 Episode 4
Tonight there's a Grenade running around the house .. so I got the Grenade Horn in the house that lets Seaside know when Grenades are present at the Jersey Shore house. Season 3 Episode 5
I hate the ocean, it's all whale sperm. Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty, from the f*ckin' whale sperm.Season 3 Episode 6

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