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Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.
When you make music or write or create, it’s really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you’re writing about at the time.
Is this chicken that I have or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken by the sea…
The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.
Wal-mart… Do they, like, make walls there?
When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff
I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
I work out every day---Monday to Saturday.
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
I'm using my brain for the first time in a long time.
It's called 'vajazzling'. After a break-up, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady and it shined like a disco ball....Women should 'vajazzle' their vajay-jays.
I am convinced that by eating biological foods it is possible to avoid a tumor.
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.
When I pictured heroin I saw some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that's gonna be you. It never was me. I wasn't under a bridge and I always had shoes
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.
Pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.
All of the sudden, you’re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through.
Singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.
QuoteWho Said It
I’m getting more famouser by the day.
The first time I mailed something on my own a couple of months ago, I didn’t put a stamp on it! My mom was like, “Are you serious?' I'm like, 'Dude, I've never been on my own b
I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat.
Psychiatry is a pseudoscience. You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do. Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don’t even -you’re glib. You don’t even know what Rit
On his son's birth: We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.
I've never heard a Jay-Z song.
I’m shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don’t have that.
I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.
I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina.
Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace there's a possibility of me … being psychic.
I'm too pretty to be in jail.
I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex.
On masturbation: I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.
I don't want to be alone. The aloneness is so alone.
I've decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role.
I don’t even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in. I have to be in a way more grimey environment to turn any rap music on.
Can Chanel please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my scram bracelet so that I can at least wear a chic dress?
I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.
Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

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