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Me fail English? That's unpossible
This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”
No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!
I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies.
Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.
I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!
Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*
Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”
Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout t
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman
Save me, Jeebus
I stand by my racial slur.
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?
I was saying boo-urns
Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom
Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”
Hi. I’m _________. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”
Please do not offer my god a peanut.
I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…
Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.
Inflammable means flammable? What a country.
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!
I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows
Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train!
I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.
______ can’t breathe! OH NO

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