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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend
Are you a man or a mouse?
They threw an apple at me!
Nine dollars and forty cents? That's an outrage!
That's in every contract! That's what you call a sanity clause.
You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open!
Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African explorer
I'll teach you to kick me!
Who are you going to believe?
Why a four year old child could understand this!
Well that covers a lot of ground
You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff
I can see you bending over a hot stove!
Sir, you try my patience!
I've got a good mind to go out and join a club...
You love your brother don't you?
Have we got a college? Have we got a football team? Well we can't afford both
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech
Dad, I'm proud to be your son!
The garbage man is here!
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening
I never forget a face
Get outta here before I get arrested
A hermit, eh? Then why's your table set for four?
I'll do anything you say. In fact, I'll even stay!
Oh Professor, you're so full of whimsy!
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