★★☆☆☆
Hard to sit through it all. The main character has no life, no connection to nature (except a few minutes on a beach talking to his phone), and few friends. I would recommend a good dog and a bowling league.
★★☆☆☆
Great visual effects coupled with a poor story line and lots of bad acting. Give me the old '60s TV cartoon over this overproduced mess any day.
★☆☆☆☆
This is an awful movie. I kept watching it, thinking it would get better. IT DOESN'T! My wife (a huge Bruce Willis fan) gave up on this movie after about a half hour - she is the smart one!
★★☆☆☆
Decent story here but it's just not very funny... and I'm Greek for Pete's sake!
★☆☆☆☆
More like Turd.
★☆☆☆☆
This movie was the worst. I love Harry Potter, Star Wars, etc. But this movie I just couldn't get into it. I bought the digital copy to watch while was flying to Seattle. If I would have had a parachute I would have just jumped out an emergency exit to get away from this.
★★☆☆☆
This movie also created a new counter culture of guys that drive like maniacs in their economy cars. These people are everywhere in their Civics painted ridiculous colors and raising hell sounding like weed eaters on steroids.
★★☆☆☆
A dog's affection figures prominently in the story line celebrating our hero's predictable turn to aid the forces of the rebellion.
★☆☆☆☆
The characters are obnoxious in the extreme, all except for the spider. Deviations from the plot of the book are absurd and make the story so much less engaging. Even my young daughter hated it.
★☆☆☆☆
The only reason this movie gets one star is because of Danny Elfman's score. Other than that, one 'hulking' waste of time. (See what I did there? God that sucked)
★★☆☆☆
It was more cartoon-like than a serious study of what is becoming America's greatest mental health problem. I couldn't even make it through half of it before I turned it off. It just didn't have a reality about it, and believe me, I know what a sociopath is since I was married to one.
★☆☆☆☆
Gives grandpas a bad name.
★☆☆☆☆
George Clooney should have stayed and Sandra Bullock resume her station in 'spaceville'. The only thing that kept me watching was expecting Clooney to return. I am sure the sequel with have George Clooney crawling out of the swamp saying 'I'm going to Disneyland'.
★☆☆☆☆
No plot, not much about mythology. Just and hour and 1/2 of watching people kill other people.
★★☆☆☆
Wow. This one did not age well. I enjoyed it as a child and bought it for my child - mistake. It just didn't age well. Also, how did I never notice how incredibly annoying Jasmine's voice was?
★★★☆☆
The plot (?) was really thin, acting just okay, and the dancing was good. Ok for its time, I guess.
★☆☆☆☆
This movie is the worst. the people's proportions are NOT REALISTIC!!! i watch movies hoping to find a REALISTIC view of the world.
★★☆☆☆
This movie is considered a classic and has a lot of great reviews BUT this is the greatest piece of crap I've ever seen. Maybe it's just me that don't get it or that it was done in the 60s or maybe it's due to the fact that I recently saw 'Interstellar' which is a masterpiece.
★☆☆☆☆
Somalia Pirates do not look like this, and they tend to steal oil tankers
★★★★☆
i bought this because i remembered the part with Jonah Hill where he screams like a girl when they first find their college. O man it is so funny.
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