The number of singing Jacksons, including Michael, who want Michael to get you back
plus
The number of nervous breakdowns The Rolling Stones warn you'll have had after you stop and look around
The birth-year title of a Taylor Swift album
minus
The age at which Adele began recording her appropriately titled first album
The number of problems Jay-Z has with or without the hyphen
minus
Part of a rapper's stage name which has nothing to do with monetary cents
The number of miles the Proclaimers would walk, (and walk once more) to fall down at your door
minus
The number of Nena's red balloons
The number of seasons covered in Vivaldi's classical violin masterpiece
times
The number of days of Christmas it would take until your true love gave to you some drummers drumming
The age at which Ringo Starr thinks you're beautiful, and you're mine
plus
The age Liesl is going on, whether or not she needs someone older and wiser in the Sound of Music
The first digit of the phone number Tommy Tutone saw on the wall along with Jenny's name
times
The hour each day until which Dolly Parton is workin' and making a livin'
The number at the end of a band's name you'd miss if you blink after 'Blink'
divided by
The number of a Blur Song, Woo-hoo!
The route to take across the states to get your kicks, according to Nat King Cole
plus
The highway revisited by Bob Dylan in his so-titled 1965 album
The number of the cloud on which you ain't got no responsibility, per The Temptations
divided by
The number of times 'a lady' that you are -- according to Lionel Richie
The 4-digit year about which Frankie Valli and the (reminiscing) Four Seasons exclaim 'Oh what a night'
minus
The number of minutes to go for Johnny Cash while they're building a gallows outside his cell
The number of little birds that are singin' sweet songs of melodies pure and true to Bob Marley
times
The number of us it takes to make it if we try according to either Grover Washington Jr. or Bill Withers
The number of pilots in a 'Stressed Out' alternative music band's name
times
The designated number of a Boeing aircraft used in a band's name, whether or not one might actually take you to their Love Shack
The square root of
The age at which a Beatle hopes you'll still be sending birthday greetings, and a bottle of wine
divided by
The number of days a Beatle ain't got nothing but love, babe
The square root of
The number of weeks since you looked at me according to the Barenaked Ladies
minus the square of
The loneliest number that you'll ever do, according to Three Dog Night
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