Someday, we'll find it. The Rainbow Connection, the lovers, the dreamers and me!
WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!
(Gasp) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A PORK-CHOP?! HI-YAH!!! You always hurt the one you love
I'm the Prince of Plungers, fair maiden!
15 seconds to curtain (insert Guest's Stars name)
Stay away from women, that's my motto.
Nice lady doesn't want (character's name) to hold cue cards?
Golden teeth and golden tones, welcome to my presence!
It's embarrrasingly square!
I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it IS artistic.
Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit. There isn't any other stair quite like it.
Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn. Bork! Bork! Bork!
Ahh, wocka wocka!
Why do we always come here? -I guess we'll never know. -It's like a kind of torture to have to watch the show!
I am NOT a Shrimp, I am a King Prawn, okay?!?!
Oh, Mr the Frog, is it okay for me and my boomerang fish to be in your movie?
YOU ARE ALL WEIRDOS! Ugh!
Kermit, you're my hero. You're on my watch!
Meep Meep
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