Dingpot, dingpot by the bench.
Many tricks are up my sleeve.
Grunty's plan is rather cunning.
I don't like stairs much in my lair.
Can you get here any faster?
Why do I talk all the time?
It really does sound quite absurd.
How bright they are, your stupid shorts.
That ugly bear, you feathered freak
Join me now and dump the bear.
My next world is the hardest yet.
Tooty's fate is looking grim.
When the back of Grunty's hand whups your butt
Hey Banjo, you're looking glum.
Once I'm nice and thin once more...
Grunty admits she's a hog
Hey book brain, what did you say?
If one more page I see you turn.
Don't be sure, you silly pot.
Grunty's fate this should not be.
The free trial's over, so you'll be staying.
That lousy cheat for extra eggs.
Golden feathers, you may have twenty.
Yes, I'm mad, my boot I'll put.
Welcome to all, Grunty's my name.
You won't catch me, I've made sure.
Back once more, you'll never learn!
Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore.
Banjo's game ends in my tower.
Stupid bear and dumb Kazooie.
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