What a feeling, being's believin'!
Don't you understand?
She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
I told you, I don't think it's a good idea to go out with the boss.
You call that dancing, rolling on the floor on your back?
Did you know that the smallest penis ever measured was 1.1 inches?
You girls eat like pigs.
Did you hear about the Polack bank robber?
I'm Nick Hurley.
So, what's a dancer doing working as a welder?
Dreaming is wonderful!
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been two weeks since my last confession.
You know, one of these days I'm gonna be like, you know, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin. Until that day comes...
Last night some idiot throws a rock through my window, and...
It was your first date, wasn't it?
I don't need you tellin' me what to do! And I don't need to hear your s**t! I'm not a baby! Now, get the Hell out of here and play with your f*****' Porsche.
Bless me Father for I have sinned. Its been a long time since my last confession.
You got the Goddamn money! Go f*** the blonde!
You didn't have to break my window.
And - and you really take your clothes off at night? -Well, I don't 'really' take them off!
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