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Can you name which character in the Simpsons said the given quote?

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Back away, not today!
Wow that's great! When Carl comes over I'll stuff him until he don't know what's what.
She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child.
Everything's coming up [character's name]
Hey, Bart, dude! Whoa, you look freaked.
I got me a part time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
Hey, I can call my ma from up here. HEY MA, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!
Yarr! I'm not attractive
Neddy doesn't believe in insurance. He considers it a form of gambling.
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Oh, I have had it, I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!
A microscope at the beach? Aah! What was I thinking?
Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.
Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?
Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food.
So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt.
I will be testing you. When you're doing good, I use the green pen. When you're doing bad I use the red pen. Any questions?
I don't get mad, I get stabby
Yeah, I know I'm on...but I don't care! I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement.
I adore Edna. She's near mint and comes from a very limited edition - females who will talk to me.
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me
If you're so sure what it ain't, how about tellin' us what it am?
Ah, they stole the balloon! I've been living in there! [hot plate falls from the balloon] Oh, lord, my hot plate! I only had two payments left!
I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.
'Why, isn't that Marge Simpson over there, having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?' (Chuckles) And I just had to come over and say hello.
I've re-dorkulated!
I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems scary and weird. It'll happen to you.
Seymour, you're burning it all wrong!
Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!

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