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Can you name which character in the Simpsons said the given quote?

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Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?
I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.
I will be testing you. When you're doing good, I use the green pen. When you're doing bad I use the red pen. Any questions?
Hey, Bart, dude! Whoa, you look freaked.
So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt.
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me
Yarr! I'm not attractive
Oh, I have had it, I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!
Wow that's great! When Carl comes over I'll stuff him until he don't know what's what.
I got me a part time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
If you're so sure what it ain't, how about tellin' us what it am?
Everything's coming up [character's name]
Back away, not today!
I don't get mad, I get stabby
Hey, I can call my ma from up here. HEY MA, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!
I adore Edna. She's near mint and comes from a very limited edition - females who will talk to me.
I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems scary and weird. It'll happen to you.
I've re-dorkulated!
She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child.
A microscope at the beach? Aah! What was I thinking?
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Ah, they stole the balloon! I've been living in there! [hot plate falls from the balloon] Oh, lord, my hot plate! I only had two payments left!
Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.
Neddy doesn't believe in insurance. He considers it a form of gambling.
'Why, isn't that Marge Simpson over there, having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?' (Chuckles) And I just had to come over and say hello.
Seymour, you're burning it all wrong!
Yeah, I know I'm on...but I don't care! I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement.
Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food.
Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!
By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

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