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QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.
And how do you expect to get that hunk of rubble into my cranium?
[1] I don't know. Xander said... [2] Xander? Oh, he's the deadest man in Deadonia.
Schpadoinkle.
Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.
Those are... metaphor intestines! You're not in any real pain!
He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.
Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer.
Everybody loves a slender ankle.
I saw you in bed.
To read makes our speaking English good.
[1] There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis. [2] Pfft. Nothing can defeat the penis.
[1] Ow! Watch it, that's my joystick hand. [2] I'm not gonna touch that one.
Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?
[1] So what do we do? [2] Easy. We burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire. Pretty.
Right. What's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?
[1] I'm guessing on how you say it. It's got an apostrophe. I think it's MmmFashnik. Like 'Mmm... cookies!'. [2] Or maybe, Muh-Fashnik. Like Muh... Fashnik.
Anchovies anchovies you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes.
[1] I happen to be very biteable pal. I'm moist and delicious. [2] Alright, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat. [1] And don't you forget it.
Spank us till Tuesday.
Its not supposed to mix with anything. You think he's taking prescription medication?
[1] W-What if this is all part of the plan? Drive you guys away so It can have Its way with me? E-Ev-Ever think of that? [2] I'll risk it.
Party in my eye socket and everyone's invited.
And one world with nothing but shrimp... I tired of that one quickly.
I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
[1] Guys. Take a moment to deal with this. We survived. [2] It was a hell of a battle. [1] Not the battle. High school.
[1] Oh my god, are you twelve? [2] I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide.
Your shirt...
All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.
You're stepping on my moment of manliness here.
[1] Everyone else is being all twitchy and secretive. [2] They're just trying to keep you safe, I expect. [1] I feel safe with you. [2] Take that back!
[1] In all fairness, I don't think we know about the slithered part. [2] Oh no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
A muscle cramp? In your... pants?
I don't think you'll want it, but you'll take it, because this is the offer of a lifetime...Just not, you know, mine.
Well, first you say it's cat. Then you come in, hand me a burger, blah blah blah, five minutes later, 'Oh, by the way, it happens to be hot, delicious human flesh'?
[1] No pulse. [2] Yup. Space lamb got him.
My sodden sleeping chair's bloody...sodden.
I think Mr. Too-Much-Cologne is the pot calling the kettle stinky.
Well, there you go. Even when he's good he's all Mr. Billowy Coat King of Pain.
[1] There's an old conjuration that the ancient Turks used to communicate with the dying. [2] Oh, yeah. I think I've read a translation?
[1] These spells, these really work? I mean, can you really 'turn your enemies inside out'? Or 'learn to excrete gold coins'? [2] That one's not so much fun.
[1]What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay. [2] What?
[1] I love a ritual sacrifice. [2] It's not really a one of those. [1] To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrific. With pie.
I'm so scared. What's next? Vampire Cowboy. Vampire Fireman? Oh, Vampire Ballerina!
We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus.
There's blood on this. Lots. Looks like The First made another sacrifice. Or a music video.
Very Juice Newton.
Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.
[1] Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so there's no hope of going there tomorrow. [2] We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
Always walking around like you had a great big stake shoved up your English Channel.
[1] I've lived in Sunnydale a couple of years now. You know what I've never noticed before? [2] Uh, a castle? [1] A big, honkin' castle.
I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.
You never know what's coming, the stake is not the power, To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you. Go away.
Um. I have a really bad idea.
You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked! I mean really!
I left my bra in his car.
Well, I can't take you in a fight or anything, even with a chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all... touch her... you're waking up on fire
Hey that's cheating!
No such animal.
Just so you know, I'm prepared to hate this woman any way you want.
How about 'cause you're a tiny impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?
[1] We'll get ya fixed up. You'll be doin' limbo in no time. [2] Yeah as a pole!
Allow me to answer that question with a firing.
[1] Um, why is that guy tied to a chair? [2] The question you'll soon be asking is, 'Why isn't he gagged?'
Oh penis!
Put me on the short bus, and send me off to clueless school.
[1] So she's like a TV star? [2] No, nothing that bad. Bit more violent, though.
Your body warms. This one is lusting after me.
[Talking about Warren] She killed him. Ripped him apart and bloodied up the forest doing it. Now she's coming here and the two of you are next.
[1] Something's eating Xander's head. [2] Say, that's gratifying.
[1] So, I took a look inside that emergency bag of Principal Wood's. [2] And? [1] Smelled weird. Kinda like Grandma's closet, but worse. [2] I didn't know that was possible.
Ass-pansy!
A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
That is such a twinkie defense.
My nog tastes funny. I think I got one with rum in it.
[1] Potential Slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes. [2] I'm with him. Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you... I'm bored.
We should try shouting 'fire'. It's not technically a crowded theater.
[1] Right. You can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect...(book catches fire) [2] *Name*, don't speak Latin in front of the books.
[1]Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik! [2] 'Cause I can't say Glarba...
[1] A bear! You made a bear! [2] I didn't mean to. [1] Undo it! Undo it!
She's not just saying that. Hide some in the office sometime and watch her. It's uncanny.
[1] Come on. Who's the man? [2] You are. A very short, annoying man.
[1] See, that's why we don't point the weapons in the kitchen. [2] It's not loaded. [1] That's always the lead quote under the headline, 'Household Crossbow Accident Claims Teen.'
[1] We're safe. Right. And, uh, Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. [2] I-It sounded convincing when I thought it.
It eats you starting with your bottom.
[1] And was there a lesson in all this, huh? What did we learn about beer? [2] Foamy. [1] Good. Just as long as that's clear.
Why not call me Horny Giles or Desperate For a Shag Giles?!
Because it's a killer snot monster from outerspace. I did not say that.
That blade is very old! Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on it?
Why not just try all 32 flavors?
Handsome man saved me from the monsters.
Too bad we'll never know...if this is a face you could learn to love.
So pretty. Can I have one?
That'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo.
[1] What are you? [2] Capricorn on the cusp of Aquarius. You? [1] Sorry. Came out a little blunter than intended.
I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it again.
Oh yeah? Says who? [looks at sign] Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I didn't see the sign.
Oh, I know. Every night it’s Jeopardy, followed by Wheel of Fortune and a cup of hot cocoa. Look out, girls, this one can’t be tamed!
QuoteWho Said ItSeason, Episode Name
[1] Touchdown! Go Team Me! [2] Did anyone tell Team You your Quarterback throws like a girl? [1] I do?
Somebody get me a lawyer, because my civil rights have seriously been violated.
[1] How's evil taste? [2] A little chalky.
Thank God we're pretty.
Where's the creep that turned me into his spider-eating man-bitch
[1] Guess she's out with Riley. You know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend. [2] Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
Someone needs a hug.
Shh! Hospital zone. No singing.
Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
[1] What if you just start attracting male demons? [2] Clem always liked you.
That's a weird place for a horn...That's not a horn.
'I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?' Or terrified. Whatever.
His physical presence has a penis!
We do not joke about eating people in this house!
[1] Where's my burger? [2] Yeah, man, I'm starving. Cow me.
[1] Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. [2] Great! Thank you very much for those nightmares.
And there's something else you should know about me. I have no problem spanking men.
[1] For God's sakes, *name*! You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing? [2] Entertaining and educating. [1] Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?
No, sweetie, I am the magics.
[1] Would you let it go? You're like a dog with a bone. [2] So what? [1] It's my bone! Just drop it.
Hello salty goodness.
Too squishy. When I was five, Buffy told me they were monkey brains, and...
I'm not stealing. I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that called stealing?
[1] Hey, I eat danger for breakfast. [2] But oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods.
Two men enter. One man leaves.
You filthy harlot! I'm gonna tear your neck out!
Oh, yes, no. He's no lounger, this one.
...but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?
I smell a fox in my henhouse.
[1]Now all we gotta do is trap this Übervamp in the pantry, and it's game over. [2]*name*, newbies. Let's ease them into the whole 'jokes in the face of death' thing.
That's not true. Sometimes we all help to save you...And-and sometimes you're not in trouble.
It's the end of the world.
Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.
[1] I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey! [2] Check. No more butt monkey
Who you gonna call? [gets a look from *Buffy*] God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
People may say something like, 'My protein window closes in an hour'. Just... nod and smile. 'Mm-hmm.' Turns out it has something to do with fitness.
Step on what? I've driven tricycles with more power than this.
[1] If you want him, you're going to have to go through me! [2] Okey dokey.
You mean he actually says Eureka?
[1] This could be trouble. [2] We'd better make a fort. [1] I'll get some pillows.
Ugh, well, that's gonna go straight to my hips.
[1] Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye all warm and safe where nothing can eat you? [2] Is that supposed to scare me? [1] Little tremble wouldn't hurt.
You're a bloody puppet!
[1] What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4x5 is 30. 5x6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women! And naked *name*! Oh, stop me! [2] God, *name*. Is that all you t
I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.
It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball.
He'd celebrate the opening of a mailbox with a drink down in the pub.
Anya's going to try to cook. Want to watch the tears and recriminations?
One of us has been drinking, and I'm sorry to say it's not me

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