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| 7+6 IS 12 or 7+6 ARE 12? | |
| Larry's father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty...What would be the name of the fifth son? | |
| Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? | |
| What goes up, down, but stays in the same place? | |
| If you and me are stupid who is between us? | |
| Who was the president of USA before John F. Kennedy was assaninated? | |
| A truck driver is on a one-way highway, but going the opposite direction. He passes three patrol officers. How did he not get caught? | |
| What's in the middle of middle and at the end of end? | |
| If a rocket could spray sun screen all over the sun would it be hotter or colder on Earth? | |
| What is the most poisonous snake in the world? | |
| If a peacock lays an egg each day, and there's two peacocks, how many eggs are there in a a week? | |
| A girl was learning how to drive, She goes backwards on a one-way road and doesn't break the law. How is that possible? | |
| The father of the son of a thief is a judge. What is the relationship of the judge and the thief? | |
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| A dogs leash stretches 9 feet. How did the dog get his bone if it's 12 feet away? | |
| When you read it from right to left it is superior but when you read it from left to right it is servant. what is it? | |
| There's a hole 2 ft. wide, 2 ft. long, and 2 ft. deep. How much dirt is in the hole? | |
| A man drew 5 dots on 1 page 5 dots on another and 1 dot on another how many spots all together? | |
| In a year, some months have 30 days, while some have 31. Guess, which month has 28 days? | |
| If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first? | |
| A farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left? | |
| Do you say 'Loo-iss-vill' is the capital of Kentucky, or do you say 'Loo-ee-vill' is the capital of Kentucky? | |
| A red house is made of red bricks, a brown house is made of brown bricks, and purple house is made of purple bricks. What is a greenhouse made of? | |
| A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible? | |
| Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? | |
| How can a man go eight nights without sleep? | |
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