| Quote | Movie |
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| 'Are you not entertained!' | |
| 'No, that's who you were. Maybe it's time you started investigating yourself.' | |
| 'I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?' | |
| 'Now you're being rude, and I hate rude people.' | |
| 'I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.' | |
| 'We could stay up late, swap manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!' | |
| 'That's the last time you put a knife in me! Y'hear me?' | |
| 'She smothered her baby.' | |
| 'I think before you die, you see the ring...' | |
| 'Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous, row after row will grow vociferous.' | |
| 'With great power comes great responsibility.'' | |
| 'My...precious.' | |
| 'This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!' | |
| 'I like to whisper too!' | |
| 'We're goin' streaking!' | |
| 'Fish are friends, not food.' | |
| 'I want to play a game.' | |
| 'You and I have unfinished business.' | |
| 'A liger...it's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed.' | |
| 'I wish I knew how to quit you.' | |
| 'We don't negotiate with terrorists.' | |
| 'I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.' | |
| 'Very nice, how much?' | |
| 'Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe f**k yourself.' | |
| 'I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane.' | |
| | Quote | Movie |
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| 'This is Sparta!' | |
| 'Yeah, it's the Juggernaut, b***h!' | |
| 'What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?' | |
| 'We have to tape everything, Pablo. For f**k's sake.' | |
| 'I - drink - your - milkshake!' | |
| 'Why so serious?' | |
| 'Get off my lawn.' | |
| 'Don't EVER touch my drumset. DON'T TOUCH IT!' | |
| 'So are you ready for the final question for 20 million rupees?' | |
| 'I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!' | |
| 'I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack.' | |
| 'If I'm gonna die, I want to die comfortable.' | |
| 'When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.' | |
| 'All the whites cheer for South Africa. All the blacks cheer for England.' | |
| 'Who would've thought we'd have a black son before we met a Democrat?' | |
| 'And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis.' | |
| 'Machete don't text.' | |
| 'You keep telling yourself what you know. But what do you believe? What do you feel?' | |
| 'I’ve been without food or water for five days. This morning I cut my arm off...this morning I cut my arm off. Please, some water.'' | |
| 'Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries!' | |
| 'Which would be worse, to live as a monster, or to die as a good man?' | |
| 'You is kind. You is smart. You is important.' | |
| 'I hate losing more than I even wanna win.' | |
| 'I'm the back-up parent, the under study.' | |
| 'If that's the future, you can have it!' | |
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