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'Come with me if you want to bang.'
'The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.'
'I refuse to be a part of a third runaway bride situation.'
'I'm cuddly, bitch. Deal with it!'
'Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.'
'Today I yelled at a little girl for drawing a rainbow.'
'I am way past my “dating prisoners” phase. I mean, hello, I’m not 19 anymore.'
'Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward.'
'The rules for girls are the same as Gremlins.'
'You're like Mary Poppins if her magic purse was also filled with drugs.'
'Youuu son ov'a bitch!'
'Nobody asked you, Patrice!'
'I'm Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville'
'With great penis comes great responsibility.'
'I'm not a gay pirate, I have sex with my parrot all the time!'
'I like sports cars, but that doesn't mean I wanna push a Ferrari through my vagina.'
'There's a reason why your name is Robin and not Batman.'
'The universe in all its infinite wisdom is telling you to stick me and stick me real good.'
'A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.'
'We hate Ted now. Get on board or the sexting stops.'
'I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, I am going to kill you.'
'You get older, you have kids, you stop stealing, it's sad.'
'I finally found the one Marshall. Her name, is Bacon.'
'Hey I have given up peeing in the shower for you!'
“When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porno is my life has better lighting?”
'Let's take a little walk down random skank lane.'
'You have to let me dance my own battles!'
'Can you get STD's from the ghost of a prostitute?'
'Men! It's like if there weren't pickle jars to open and spiders to kill and computers to back up, what would be their point?'
'You’re like God. There is no one hotter than God.'

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