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'Wouldn't think kidnapping his son would have such a negative effect on our friendship.'
'I'll give Xander a call. What's his number, oh yeah, 1-800-I'm dating a skanky ho.'
'Did you come here to fight or shall I make some tea?'
'It's devastating. He's turned into a 16 year old boy. Of course you'll have to kill him.'
'You used to be a person! Did you never party? Did people not gather in your day?'
'Look, I'm weak. I've never been anything else. It's not the demon in me that needs killing Buffy - it's the man.'
'A vampire with a soul? Oh my god, how lame is that?'
'You're in love with a vampire?! What, are you out of your mind?'
'Well, he is a vampire so technically, yes, he is dead. But not by her hand. She is his house guest.'
'If someone could just wake me up when it's time to go to college, that would be great.'
'There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.'
'Why do girls want to look like that? I spent years in a cave starving; what's their excuse?'
'We don't need the law. We are the law.'
'Uh oh, daddy's home. I'm in wicked trouble now.'
'Big, fast and dumb. Just the way I like them.'
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'Are you going to come by and get all Dawson on me everytime I have a boyfriend?'
'Those are... metaphor intestines! You're not in any real pain!'
'Their home. Ambassador to...something and his plump, lovely wife. Till their spirits flew away on fairy wings.'
'I'd rather have a hydrochloric acid facial. I'd rather invite a hive of wasps to nest in my throat. I'd rather sit through a junior high school production of 'Cats'.'
'You're all fired.'
'No, this is not Mata Hari. This is tutus and guys with their big-ass packages jumping up and down! This is just — I will never trust you again. The trust is gone.'
'Buffy, love the hair. It just screams street urchin.'
'He won't last. I give it a century, tops.'
'My parents were great. Tasted a lot like chicken.'
'Pomegranate Mist is the wrong color for this room.'
'She still thinks I'm little Miss Nobody. Just her dumb little sister. Boy, is she in for a surprise.'
'Why am I always reconnaissance? I should get a decently flash gig like 'save the girl' or 'steal the emerald with the girl'.'
'Dude! You just rescued a puppy.'
'Oh yeah, the Gem of Amara. Official sponsor of my killing you.'
'Why is everybody trying to make this about Angel?! I mean, for God's sake, can't a woman wreak a little havoc without there being a man involved?'

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