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| 'When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go, you know, I went.' | |
| 'No sir, YOU are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker. I ought to know: I've always been here.' | |
| 'Before this war is over, I'm going to kill you.' | |
| 'Yeah. Um...I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.' | |
| 'I knew a man once who said, 'Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.'' | |
| 'Break it up will ya', Chief! Daylight's wastin'.' | |
| 'Oh, so she is! Well, bust my buttons! Why didn't you say that in the first place? That's a horse of a different color! Come on in!' | |
| 'She says she's sorry for taking the bumblebee pendant. She just likes it a lot.' | |
| 'Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this?' | |
| 'Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head...hey, I can dream, can't I?' | |
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| 'I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being.' | |
| 'I'm H2O intolerant.' | |
| 'Thanks Dwayne. Coming from you that means a lot.' | |
| 'What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere! What's this? There's white things in the air!' | |
| 'Parlay. I invoke the right of parlay. According to the Code of the Brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew , you have to take me to your Captain.' | |
| 'Tell Graham...see. Tell him to see. And tell Merrill to swing away.' | |
| 'Hello?...My car's been stolen! I'm in pursuit! I need the whole squadron, bring everyone! No, no don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighborhood watch.' | |
| 'Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift?' | |
| 'Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me...it brought me to you.' | |
| 'Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.' | |
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