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I guess I could come by and take a peek at it
He has no more wild oats
So, where do they put the engine in these things?
Hey, Charlie Waffles may love kids
There was no love, no family, and no meaning.
How come you have no problem looking me in the eye after sleeping with my wife's sister, my son's teacher, my divorce lawyer and my old receptionist?
What kind of man would hit on his future step-sister?
Is your brother still in bed with his sister?
The label has already moved a 100,000 units in two weeks
I just don't understand what kind of spiteful god could allow my drunken whoremonger of a brother to become a children's singing star
What do you have to lose?
Charlie, the wedding is not for six months
You ever wonder why I never played in a band?
It's show business, Alan
If I'd known you were coming
But it always seems to work out that every time you get laid
I thought you told me to stay away from her?
And get rid of that welcome mat you put on my front porch
Stop going through puberty and we'll talk about it
I just can't believe he's still in bed
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