There is a little child inside this man
Oh, no-no-no-no-no...
If I wanna get the money, I'm not allowed to conduct any personal experiments, if you know what I mean
It's like I'm able to appreciate it on another level!
What about the time difference?
It's a fertility study
Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food
This is really, really huge
I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again
Well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
And I may only have a couple beers in me, but... I love you, man
Oh God, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these!
What does he look like?
I'm gonna be in the waiting room, handing out cigars
Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day. There's Father's Day. There's no Lesbian Lover Day
Phoebe, what do you see?
I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...
I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out
I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding...
Where's Joey?
This is a big break for me!
That money is mine, Green!
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