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Calvin: Happiness isn’t good enough for me
Calvin: Life is full of surprises
Calvin: They say the world is a stage.
Calvin: It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy…
Calvin: God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
Dad: The world isn’t fair, Calvin.
Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius
Calvin: Who was the first guy that looked at a cow and said
Calvin: In my opinion
Calvin: I don’t know which is worse
Calvin: If mom and dad cared about me at all
Calvin: If you can’t control your peanut butter
Calvin: Nothing spoils fun
Calvin: Things are never quite as scary
Calvin: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe
Calvin: It's hard to be religious
Calvin: Why waste time learning
Mrs. Wormwood: What state do you live in?
Hobbes: Look, it says you have to be eighteen to buy cigarettes
Hobbes: So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?
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