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-Something's gotta be done.
-Oh, let's not leap to thing-doing. | |
| Troy and Abed shooting laaava! | |
| I'm always willing to go the extra mile to avoid doing something. | |
| Hello, Rich People? Troy's joining you. Yes I'll hold. | |
| Even his shadow. Look at his shadow!! | |
| Look at these idiots. Sheep. Cattle. Other animals that travel in herds. I wanna say snakes. | |
| He tweeted iiiiiiitttt! | |
-Your first assignment is a terrarium. It's like a diorama.
-Uhhhgg
-You guys have weird reactions to stuff. | |
| Wireless Racism. The Future of the Past is Now. | |
| Abed what did I tell you? You can't just mumble nonsense, noone's cutting away. | |
| You just keep turning left but you end up Up! | |
-Take this man to the Infinite Labyrinth of Eternal Ice.
-No! No. Take him to the police. He murdered someone, take him to jail. You guys are weird. | |
| Oh, interesting. So this is the year we all die. | |
| Abed what did I tell you? You can't just mumble nonsense, noone's cutting away. | |
-Your first assignment is a terrarium. It's like a diorama.
-Uhhhgg
-You guys have weird reactions to stuff. | |
| Googly eyes!? | |
-I love you
-Shh! | |
-Oh no, do you think he's been kidnapped? Usually it's one of the parents and it almost always ends in murder-suicide.
-Why are you smiling? | |
| He tweeted iiiiiiitttt! | |
| I'm always willing to go the extra mile to avoid doing something. | |
-Something's gotta be done.
-Oh, let's not leap to thing-doing. | |
-Cuz I am Jehovah's most secret witness, so I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas and act just like I love it til the day I diiiie.
-A-B-E-D! | |
| Wireless Racism. The Future of the Past is Now. | |
| Even his shadow. Look at his shadow!! | |
| Look at these idiots. Sheep. Cattle. Other animals that travel in herds. I wanna say snakes. | |
| Winger decries the accusation as quote 'a slanderous betrayal akin to 9/11' unquote. Later after the war he would refer to the accusation as 'essentially accurate'. | |
| I need help reacting to something. | |
| You just keep turning left but you end up Up! | |
-Kiss me. I'll explain later.
-No.
-I'll explain later!
-The explaination isn't the issue! | |
-What is that?
-Starburns also left me his ashes. He requested they be burnt. I don't think he knows how ashes work. | |
| Hello, Rich People? Troy's joining you. Yes I'll hold. | |
| Troy and Abed shooting laaava! | |
-You're going to burn down the school and kill everyone.
-Fire can't go through doors, Stupid! It's not a ghost. | |
-Take this man to the Infinite Labyrinth of Eternal Ice.
-No! No. Take him to the police. He murdered someone, take him to jail. You guys are weird. | |
| What the hell Gilbert, you're cheating! Which I usually have no problem with but you're getting caught and that's not cool. | |
-Oh we were wearing this when you called
-Yeah, when we dress up, you'll know it. | |
-You're gunna change your shirt?
-Not if it's working.
-Yeah, it's not working. | |
