Lea Thompson climbs into bed with a dwarf-sized duck. The attempt to romantic-it-up by using silhouettes behind a curtain doesn’t work. Also, it’s a kid’s movie.
George Lucas produced this movie. Seriously.
That girl from Saved By The Bell and Kyle McLachlan have the sort of sex that only exists in Paul Verhoeven’s Dutch mind.
They head down to the pool, and McLachlan stays standing vertically, while bouncing a totally horizontal Elizabeth Berkley off the water with the vigour of an epileptic fit.
Versatile thespian Jason Statham needs to keep his adrenaline up or a poison in his body will kill him, so he shags his girlfriend, by force.
In broad daylight. In the middle of a market. It was either that or, you know, go jogging.
Any sex scene involving slack-jawed Stallone may be ridiculous, but this being the future, he has intercourse with Sandra Bullock simply by putting on a special hat.
Because physical contact is against the law. So, yeah, they have to do it through hats.
What if you found out your sperm looked and sounded like Woody Allen? This is the least erotic sex scene in movie history.
This movie zooms into the corridors of the male member to reveal the lucky tadpole, complete with glasses.
So you’re right in the middle of lovemaking and a team of highly armed mercenaries burst through the door. Do you stop and run for your life? Not if you’re Clive Owen.
You carry on while spinning around and shooting your assailants, rolling on the floor and bouncing off stuff. Because he's a man.
In the middle of a zombie apocalypse, and after narrowly avoiding being raped by Quentin Tarantino, one-legged Rose McGowan chooses her moment to get it on.
...with backflipping Freddy Rodriguez.
Leslie Nielsen shows just how cautious he is by wearing a condom that covers his entire body from head to foot.
The trailer proclaims “Sex. The way you wish you had it at home.”
Ridiculous Sex Scene
The notion of James Bond in space is so ludicrous, why not have him have sex while the ship is passing back through earth’s atmosphere?
I’m not sure how or why Q was privy to this moment, but peering at the screen he delivers the killer one-liner: Sir Frederick Gray: “My God, what is Bond doing?!” Q: “I think he’s attempting re-entry sir.”
Two puppets go at it in wild abandon to a song that sounds suspiciously like Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” (the love theme of Michael Bay’s Armageddon.)
So extreme was the footage that the MPAA had to cut it down from two minutes to just 45 seconds.
*User Suggestion* This is not the family film starring Michael Keaton. Rather this film stars Shannon Elizabeth being abused in the bath tub by a deranged killer snow man.
This movie has everthing a B-Movie should have. Cheesy one liners, a silly killer in the form of a Snow man named Jack Frost and a hot chick in the form of Shannon Elizabeth... at least til Jack Frost molests her to death.
*User Suggestion* An almost nonexistent sex scene, with two characters who eat corn on the cob out of each others mouth and popcorn starts popping (by 'magic'.)
There is a very brief shot of a topless woman, although her body has been turned into 'vegetable matter' so it's debatable whether this counts as nudity. (Hilarious.)
*User Suggestion* Two soilders (Rachel Weiz and Jude Law) in WWII fall in love, what a beautiful story, right? To find love in a time of such sadness?
That is until they start getting it on in the trenches while countless of other soilders are sleeping no more than a foot away from them.
*User Suggestion* This movie is notoriously known for it's sex-crazed antics. The entire flick is basically Jane Fonda, having sex, imitating sex, or being sexed to death.
Take pills. Put hands together. Gyrate around. Have a hair curling, (and in his case) finger burning experience.
*User Suggestion* In a movie where everything is over the top, the random romp between Malin Akerman and 'Night Owl' is farther out than anything else.
Along with doing it to 'Hallelujah' the painfully obvious metaphor of fire bursting out of the back of the ship at the end of the scene makes things even more outlandish.