Hint | Person |
Joey threw my prosthetic leg in the fire. | |
I couldn't get over Chandler's... 'nubbin.' | |
Joey and Ross lost me at gonorrhea. | |
Rachel wanted me to open up to her... and then when I told her about chicken boy, I just couldn't stop crying. | |
Ross thought I was too immature for him. He sucks. | |
Monica couldn't stand to watch me get hurt. I just wanted to be the Ultimate Fighting Champion. | |
Joey and I couldn't be together because I couldn't stand Monica and Chandler. | |
Raquel and me... no more. Phoebe has nice... how do you say... butt? | |
Chandler didn't want to share me... with three other men. | |
I reminded Monica of my father. It was emotionally scarring. | |
Ross broke up with me because he was still in love with Rachel. He was nice enough, however, to call me a taxi. | |
Ross and I got a divorce because I couldn't trust him. | |
Ross wasn't very attentive to me during our relationship, and he kept keeping things from me. He wouldn't even let me keep his pink shirt. | |
Monica and I decided to just be friends, I thought she had a drinking problem. | |
Ross and I didn't work out because, as it turns out, I'm a lesbian. | |
Phoebe stopped seeing me because I kept falling out of my shorts. | |
Rachel and I didn't work because she didn't love me... but I told everyone it was because she had syphilis. | |
Rachel stopped seeing me because I reminded her of someone. Her friends said it was Bob Saget. | |
Ross and I didn't really date... just had a one night stand, that probably ended up being the worst mistake he ever made. Eh, I got a watch out of the whole fiasco. | |
I didn't really date Chandler, I just pretended to be into him to get him naked in public. | |
I really liked Joey, I'm not sure what went wrong, all the sudden his friend Rachel just kicked me and he didn't do a thing about it! I had to leave after that. | |